ClumsyMonkey.net

feed me cotton candy

have a cookie.

i slipped on a little white lie

Mops up those little white lies.


Im really sorry, look, I'll talk to the manager about those. I'm sorry you keep having you slip on them.



I would make sweet sweet love to radiohead's music if it were a person. and sweet sweet love meaning hump their music intensely until i orgasmed.

*changes name radiohead's music*

Dear, what about the broom closet? You need to keep up.

I said silk sheets. Not satin.

But silk is soo... *buys silk sheets*

we've got heads on sticks
you've got ventriloquists

Maybe i could just hump hope? Do you swing that way baby?

Okay. So maybe im straight. And maybe i dont really wanna hump hope. But she keeps singing radiohead songs


What's a girl to do.


Dont answer that.

*plays radiohead songs in the broom closet*

LOL can you play anything? not insulting u here just wondering

I play the violin

*cleans subject up to G*

I'm trying to learn guitar.

i'll sing more radiohead


but im a creep
im a weirdo
what the hell am i doing here
i dont belong here


i'll take a quiet life
handshakes and carbon monoxide
no alarms and no surprises
no alarms and no surprises


could you please stop the noise
i'm trying to get some rest
from all the unborn cihicken voices
in my head
huh whats that
whats that?
when i am king you wil be the first
against the wall


i may be paranoid
but im not an android

trab pu kcip
trab pu kcip!

the monkey flips the switch....

i ur sig.

Hope wrote:the monkey flips the switch....

i ur sig.

yeah it's pretty rockin' aint it?

mgb = win

let it die
we dont see eye to eye
or hear
ear to ear

one foot in front of the other, one foot back to counter it....


I feel like that most days.