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Posted: 3/14/2006, 8:25 pm
by Random Name
Axtech wrote:Robbo, the messiah, while on earth, told a group of schoolchildren a story. It was about hunting sheep, and how two farmers were out hunting sheep in the wild (yes, wild sheep, wanna fight about it?). One farmer would kill one sheep a week, enough to support his family (these are big sheep). The other farmer killed as many as he could, as fast as he could. Eventually the sheep population ran out and both families starved. The first farmer went to heaven, the other to hell.
Now, half the class got the moral message against greed (the greedy farmer had sinned).
The other half thought it was a lesson about the devinity of sheep (you kill too many, you've sinned - though it's reasonable to do what you must to survive).
Fast forward a few centuries.
One church worships Robbo and practices his morals.
Another worships Robbo and practices his love of sheep.
Both are following Robbo, so both are Robbonian.
THE PROPHECY IS COMING TRUE!
Posted: 3/14/2006, 8:31 pm
by beautiful liar
SHEEP OF EVIL!!!!!
Posted: 3/14/2006, 8:52 pm
by Axtech
Posted: 3/14/2006, 10:45 pm
by beautiful liar
i'm moving up in the church rankings!
Posted: 3/15/2006, 2:56 am
by Gimme_Shelter
closeyoureyes wrote:Some pictures....
First, Victoria(which I think quite a few cm'ers will be visiting, I went today):
i have a picture of myself standing where that steel railing is down in the left corner
Posted: 3/15/2006, 6:32 am
by Random Name
beautiful liar wrote:SHEEP OF EVIL!!!!!
SHEEP OF LOVE!!!
Posted: 3/15/2006, 10:26 am
by AlyssWonders
It's Al!
Posted: 3/15/2006, 10:37 am
by saman
teeheehee dance al dance
Posted: 3/15/2006, 12:20 pm
by AlyssWonders
One of my friends made that, I laughed so hard when I first saw it.
Posted: 3/15/2006, 3:11 pm
by closeyoureyes
That was from China Town. I took it because I was grossed out, also because what animal is that???
Thats the day it snowed(And it lasted like 4 hours).
That's Jesus in the wax museum.
Theres my future home. The BC Legislature. We snuck through these like "Staff Only parts" but we never got caught
It was great.
Posted: 3/15/2006, 3:59 pm
by nikki4982
Jesus looks....... weird.
Posted: 3/15/2006, 4:01 pm
by Axtech
haha, that's the most un-Jesusy Jesus I've ever seen.
Posted: 3/15/2006, 4:05 pm
by nikki4982
I was trying to figure out who he looked like.
Maybe a little like:
?
Posted: 3/15/2006, 5:44 pm
by Hope
HAHAHAHA.
Posted: 3/15/2006, 5:59 pm
by pit_girl1
nikki4982 wrote::lol:
I was trying to figure out who he looked like.
Maybe a little like:
?
I was wondering why that picture was in your ctrl-v post
Posted: 3/15/2006, 6:50 pm
by Lando
nikki4982 wrote::lol:
I was trying to figure out who he looked like.
Maybe a little like:
?
Did you know that Steven Spielberg directed the first episode of Columbo?
Before he ever made his first film.
Which was DUEL by the way. It's pretty good.
Posted: 3/15/2006, 8:08 pm
by Random Name
closeyoureyes wrote:Thats the day it snowed(And it lasted like 4 hours).
Wimps.
The lovely view from here:
Plus its snowed like 3 times since then.
Your view is a lot prettier though.
Posted: 3/15/2006, 8:11 pm
by AlyssWonders
where the hell is that? Can you even get outside?
Posted: 3/15/2006, 8:12 pm
by saman
i always like to pull this one up when people complain about snow:
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/saman19/IM000072.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a>
Posted: 3/15/2006, 8:14 pm
by Lando
Snow rules. Living in Saskatchewan we get a lot of Snow.
What's up man hey yo what's up
Yeah what's goin' on here
Sick an' tired of five-oh runnin' up on the block here
You know what I'm sayin'
Yo Snow they came around here lookin'
for you the other day
Word word bust it
CHORUS:
Informer you no say daddy me
Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me
Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down.
CHORUS.
Police them come an' now they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So then they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on me reach my destination
When the destination reached it was the east detention
Where them whipped down me pants looked up me bottom so
CHORUS.
Bigger they are they think they have more power
They're on the phone me say that on (every) hour
Me for want to use it once an' now me call me lover
Lover who I'll be callin is the one Tammy
An' me love her in me heart down to my belly
Yes me daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly
As the one MC Shan an' the one daddy Snow
Together we-a love 'em as a Tor-Na-Do
CHORUS.
Listen for me you better listen for me now (x2)
When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady
Yes sir daddy me Snow me are the article don
But in the in an' the out of a dance
them they say where you come from
People them say you come from Jamaica
But me born an' raised in the ghetto
that's the one I want you to know
Pure black people mon that's all I mon know
Yeah me shoes are tear up an' me toes used to show
Where me born in on the one Toronto so
CHORUS.
Come with a nice young lady.
Intelligent yes she's gentle an' irie
Everywhere me go me never left her at all
Yes its daddy Snow me are the roam dance mon
Roam between a dancin' in a in a nation-a
You never know say daddy me
Snow me are the Boom Shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box
Yes say me Daddy me Snow me I'll go reachin' at the top so
CHORUS.
Why would he (x2)
Me sittin' 'round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl
Police knock my door lick up my pal
Rough me up an' I can't do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station black up my hands
Trail me down 'cuz I'm hangin' with the Snowman
What I'm gonna do I'm backed an' I'm trapped
Slap me in the face an' took all o' my gap
They have no clues an' they wanna get warmer
But Shan won't turn informer
CHORUS.