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xoNoDoubt69 wrote:sandnippy (2:03:52 AM): is "genie in a bottle" considered emo?
xoNoDoubt69 (2:04:02 AM): hahaha no

you're evil

Oy, attack of Maroon 5 fan girl again...

LovesToShop316 (5:36:50 PM): hey
rochyorbust (5:37:01 PM): hey hey
LovesToShop316 (5:37:05 PM): whats up?
rochyorbust (5:37:31 PM): as usual, nothing
LovesToShop316 (5:38:37 PM): cool cool but yah i g2g ttyl
rochyorbust (5:38:46 PM): k see ya
LovesToShop316 is away at 5:39:01 PM.

This girl is unbelievably annoying.

Good thing she imed you to tell you she had to go.

Like I just told Melissa on AIM, it's like the girl expects me to say "OMG, I'M SITITNG HERE WITH ADAM! WANNA TALK TO HIM?!?!"

Then when I don't, she's all like... "see ya!" This is the second time she's done this.

you should do that next time!

"...and he just took his shirt off!"

Then you can witness over the internet a Maroon 5 fangirl's head exploding!

your head a splode!

lmao, I almost typed that instead.

Hmm... making her head explode WOULD be fun.

<every breath is a bomb> = Me
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone = Claire



<every breath is a bomb> says:
mine's more ironic
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
yes.
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
but people still hate me for singing too much
<every breath is a bomb> says:
hm.
<every breath is a bomb> says:
touche.
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
touch?
<every breath is a bomb> says:
touche!
<every breath is a bomb> says:
french!
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
....torch?
<every breath is a bomb> says:
two-shay!
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
quiche?
<every breath is a bomb> says:
oh that's right
<every breath is a bomb> says:
you're one of those xenophobic westerners
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:

i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:

i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:

<every breath is a bomb> says:

i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
i am not a westerner!
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
i'm a misplaced easterner
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
*poke*
<every breath is a bomb> says:
okay okay quit hating on me!
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
okay
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
*loves on you*
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:

<every breath is a bomb> says:
AHH YOU GOT LOVE ON ME
<every breath is a bomb> says:
GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
no!
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
<3 <3 <3
<every breath is a bomb> says:
!!!
<every breath is a bomb> says:
I said get IT off not ME!
<every breath is a bomb> says:
BAHAHAHHAAH *runs*
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
*gets you off*
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:

<every breath is a bomb> says:
OOOOOOO
<every breath is a bomb> says:
:GASP::GASP::GASP::GASP::GASP::GASP::GASP::GASP::GASP::GASP::GASP::GASP::GASP:O :GASP: O
<every breath is a bomb> says:
CLAIRE
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
....the couch
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
yes?
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:

<every breath is a bomb> says:
!!!
<every breath is a bomb> says:
*posts on CM8
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
:GASP::GASP:
<every breath is a bomb> says:

i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
do you need to announce i'm a whore to the whole world??
<every breath is a bomb> says:
*posts that too*

i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:

i'm just so tired of waking up all alone says:
well don't expect me to get you off again! all you do is tell everyone!
<every breath is a bomb> says:
*posts that too*
<every breath is a bomb> says:

i don't think there's any way i can defend myself here.

Jason says:
http://www.planetspace.org/

sonya (aka tux, for all you ods people) says:
interesting.

sonya (aka tux, for all you ods people) says:
yet somehow it looks fake.

Jason says:
stop killing my dreams

Jason says:
alarm clocks, now you.

sonya (aka tux, for all you ods people) says:

worth the read, i swear

sinead says:
pee in a public place!!!!!!
sinead says:
pee on SOMEONES CAR
sinead says:
HAHAHA
sinead says:
you should.
sinead says:
wait until i'm with you though
Leave Here A Stranger says:
I'd be a big jerk then
sinead says:
then you can be like 'member when i peed on his car!!!'
sinead says:
pee on the car of the one who called you the bad f word in highschool
sinead says:
then it would be brilliant
sinead says:
or, even BETTER pee into his car if a window is open
sinead says:
HAHAHA
sinead says:
and then he'll get in and sit in your pee!!!
AHHAHAHA
sinead says:
that would be,
sinead says:
SO
sinead says:
awesome
Leave Here A Stranger says:
you think thats awesome!?
sinead says:
YES!
sinead says:
oh my GOD yes
Leave Here A Stranger says:
I'd feel sorry for the guy.
Leave Here A Stranger says:
so much.
sinead says:
I wouldnt, not if he made highschool miserable for you
sinead says:
i'd piss myself laughing!
sinead says:
i am already
sinead says:
right now
Leave Here A Stranger says:
do you need to excuse yourself
sinead says:
his suit would get all pee-ey
sinead says:
HAHAHA
sinead says:
and his trousers
sinead says:
and his car would smell like urine
sinead says:
HAHAHA
Leave Here A Stranger says:
and I'd be a big jerk
sinead says:
its at times like this i wish i had a penis
sinead says:
you dont even understand how much i'd want to do that

am i the only one that thinks peeing on things/people is hysterical?