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Posted: 10/27/2005, 6:33 pm
by Johnny
happening fish wrote:Okay, so I just mentioned this to my roommate, who not only knew about this but read this (nonfiction) book last year about this cult whose leader tortured its members, and apparently this one woman in the cult started having this "problem" after her second pregnancy, that is to say her uterus started um, falling out, and the guy would um, pull on it. To torture her.
Carry on.
and.....now we're done with the yogurt.
Posted: 10/27/2005, 6:33 pm
by happening fish
Posted: 10/27/2005, 6:36 pm
by Johnny
And I must say that I am happy that I have a penis.
Posted: 10/27/2005, 6:38 pm
by happening fish
I'm kind of happy I don't have one, actually.
Posted: 10/27/2005, 6:39 pm
by _old_lady_peace
Hahaha, I'm with Nikki.
I'll be paranoid for the rest of my life. haha
Posted: 10/27/2005, 6:40 pm
by happening fish
same, next time i get cramps i'm gonna be like "OH MY GOD" and trying to feel around my midriff to see if i can tell if my uterus is still there. is that weird?
Posted: 10/27/2005, 6:42 pm
by _old_lady_peace
Hahahahahahahaha.
Oh wow.
I wonder what people would think of you? Haha. they'd never know what you were doing.
Posted: 10/27/2005, 6:45 pm
by happening fish
"alex, why are you clutching desperately at your midsection?"
"I HAVE TO MAKE SURE MY UTERUS IS STILL THERE"
Posted: 10/27/2005, 6:46 pm
by Johnny
It was good yougurt too.
Posted: 10/27/2005, 6:49 pm
by _old_lady_peace
Hahahahaha. Wow.
OH MY GOD!!! WHERE'D IT GO? I HAD IT JUST A MINUTE AGO!
Posted: 10/27/2005, 6:58 pm
by Rusty
*seriously contemplates being celebate*
Posted: 10/27/2005, 7:06 pm
by happening fish
you afraid someone's uterus is just gonna fall out on you all of a sudden? cause i don't think that's how it works
Posted: 10/27/2005, 7:08 pm
by Johnny
Maybe he's afraid that he'll cause some poor girl's uterus to fall out?
Posted: 10/27/2005, 7:14 pm
by happening fish
that's not how it works though... and it's due to inherent pelvic weakness, not anything rusty could do to a lady!
Posted: 10/27/2005, 7:19 pm
by Axtech
"Was it good for you?"
"OH MY GOD! YOU RUPTURED MY PELVIS! AHHH!"
"So ... yes?"
Posted: 10/27/2005, 7:23 pm
by happening fish
That goes in the "conversations" thread, robbo.
Posted: 10/27/2005, 7:23 pm
by Rusty
Posted: 10/27/2005, 7:30 pm
by _old_lady_peace
Hahahahahaha, this thread is awesome.
Posted: 10/27/2005, 9:10 pm
by Gimme_Shelter
great, everyones uterus is going to fall out
Posted: 10/27/2005, 9:52 pm
by dream in japanese
yours is the first to go.
