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Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 10/27/2005, 6:33 pm

happening fish wrote:Okay, so I just mentioned this to my roommate, who not only knew about this but read this (nonfiction) book last year about this cult whose leader tortured its members, and apparently this one woman in the cult started having this "problem" after her second pregnancy, that is to say her uterus started um, falling out, and the guy would um, pull on it. To torture her.

Carry on.

and.....now we're done with the yogurt.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/27/2005, 6:33 pm

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 10/27/2005, 6:36 pm

And I must say that I am happy that I have a penis.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/27/2005, 6:38 pm

I'm kind of happy I don't have one, actually.

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 10/27/2005, 6:39 pm

Hahaha, I'm with Nikki.

I'll be paranoid for the rest of my life. haha

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/27/2005, 6:40 pm

same, next time i get cramps i'm gonna be like "OH MY GOD" and trying to feel around my midriff to see if i can tell if my uterus is still there. is that weird?

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 10/27/2005, 6:42 pm

Hahahahahahahaha.

Oh wow.

I wonder what people would think of you? Haha. they'd never know what you were doing.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/27/2005, 6:45 pm

"alex, why are you clutching desperately at your midsection?"
"I HAVE TO MAKE SURE MY UTERUS IS STILL THERE"

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 10/27/2005, 6:46 pm

It was good yougurt too.

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 10/27/2005, 6:49 pm

Hahahahaha. Wow.

OH MY GOD!!! WHERE'D IT GO? I HAD IT JUST A MINUTE AGO!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/27/2005, 6:58 pm

*seriously contemplates being celebate*

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/27/2005, 7:06 pm

you afraid someone's uterus is just gonna fall out on you all of a sudden? cause i don't think that's how it works :lol:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 10/27/2005, 7:08 pm

Maybe he's afraid that he'll cause some poor girl's uterus to fall out?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/27/2005, 7:14 pm

that's not how it works though... and it's due to inherent pelvic weakness, not anything rusty could do to a lady!

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/27/2005, 7:19 pm

"Was it good for you?"

"OH MY GOD! YOU RUPTURED MY PELVIS! AHHH!"

"So ... yes?"

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/27/2005, 7:23 pm

That goes in the "conversations" thread, robbo.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/27/2005, 7:23 pm

Axtech wrote:"Was it good for you?"

"OH MY GOD! YOU RUPTURED MY PELVIS! AHHH!"

"So ... yes?"

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 10/27/2005, 7:30 pm

Hahahahahaha, this thread is awesome.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/27/2005, 9:10 pm

great, everyones uterus is going to fall out

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/27/2005, 9:52 pm

yours is the first to go.

sex