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Posted: **10/30/2002, 10:21 pm**

Yeah, today blows. My best friend will most likely be banned from the dorms at my school, which is absolute shit. Yeah, he got an MIP, that's not enough to get him thrown out of the dorms though. The fact that a literally crazy girl (she's spent 6 months in a mental institution) claimed that my friend assaulted her, he's being thrown out of the dorms. All my friend said was "don't call the cops." Where's the assault or battery in a statement? I hate that bitch so much. This girl lives to make people's lives hell. The second time I saw her, she jumped on top of me (I was still seeing Steph at the time) and I told her no, so she slammed my head into a bedpost. Jokingly, I throw a pillow at her, and yeah, a week later she's going around telling everyone, including her boyfriend, that I beat her. Yeah, fuck her.

I really needed that concert last night....

Posted: **10/30/2002, 10:55 pm**

sounds like someone else needs to be beat with a rubber hose.

sorry Alan. some people (the majority are, sadly, girls) think that the only way they can get attention is by claiming that guys are constantly assaulting or raping them. I've known a couple of females like that in my life. it's sad, but infuriating. the best thing to do is steer clear and hope they get committed for a very long time. or caught in one of their lies & sent off to do time in the big house. :neutral:

Posted: **10/30/2002, 10:58 pm**

I just read that Jam Master Jay from Run DMC was killed today. I'm so upset. I love Run DMC. and why is Liza Minelli's lame ass fucking reality show getting cancelled supposedly bigger news than a fucking music icon getting killed considered bigger news?!? holy fuck, I hate the motherfucking journalists responsible for this shit. Liza Minelli could take a flying leap and I couldn't give a flying rat's ass.

FUCK. :mad:

poor Jay... :neutral:

Posted: **10/31/2002, 10:49 am**

who the fuck throws shit at people. today some jackasses pelted me with god only knows what, one hit me in the neck. I left school so I didn't explode at the fuckers, who I know. I'm not afraid of them in the least, seeing as I'm at least twice the weight of each of 'em, but I've got a clean record I don't want to soil because of scum like them.

Though I'm considering gaurding my house tonight and beating the living crap out of any kid that so much as fondles an egg in my line of sight. :uh:

Posted: **10/31/2002, 11:46 am**

Evil children.

There was this one kid who I attended high school with until 11th grade. He was evil...he used to throw stuff all the time, pennies, starbursts, skittles, ball bearings, etc. I was one of his targets. He pelted a ball bearing at my leg one day.

And then there was that one day when his friend told me that he was going to kill me because I picked his name to be in the front of the class for spanish (we had to pick names out of a hat to assign seating) :neutral:

His parents sent him to public school for 11th and 12th grade. Thank God.

Posted: **10/31/2002, 1:05 pm**

Watched the Girlmore Girls last night .. I have a new appreciation for Jess now that I've seen him wet 8-)

Posted: **10/31/2002, 1:20 pm**

Mmmmmmmmmm, Jess. What a hottie :love:

And i gotta say, i did enjoy seeing him all wet :drool:

Posted: **10/31/2002, 4:36 pm**

....I Love Katie Bell

Posted: **10/31/2002, 5:36 pm**

superrgirll wrote:Mmmmmmmmmm, Jess. What a hottie

And i gotta say, i did enjoy seeing him all wet

we need more Jess.

Posted: **10/31/2002, 5:54 pm**

I realized that it's not possible for me to make out with someone and not get attatched to them.. :freak:

Posted: **10/31/2002, 5:59 pm**

clumsyfish wrote:Watched the Girlmore Girls last night .. I have a new appreciation for Jess now that I've seen him wet

I occasionally watch that show, I saw that episode sometime last week.

Ah Satellite. :love:

Posted: **10/31/2002, 7:34 pm**

MY BROTHER JUST CAME HOME WITH A PILLOW CASE FULL OF LOTS AND LOTS OF GLORIOUS CANDY!!!! AHH!!!!!!!!

Posted: **10/31/2002, 8:37 pm**

my social studies teacher watches the Gilmore Girls... i swear he's a faggot.

Posted: **10/31/2002, 9:44 pm**

I am going to kill my brother. I am.

Don't stop me. He needs to die. :mad:

Posted: **10/31/2002, 10:10 pm**

30$ says he lives. :mrgreen:

Posted: **10/31/2002, 10:25 pm**

I won front row tix to the ACC tommorow night.

I'm sooooooooooooo excited, it's crazy.

Except for it's gonna cost me like $115 to get down there by bus from Ottawa, more for food and cabs, and ya that was my savings

but, FRONT ROW OLP!

Thank god my friend was allowed to go :nod:

Now, off to watch tonights Will&Grace episode taped for me as i was out having halloween fun. Geez, half my friends are gonna wonder what happened to me...I'm gonna leave a note on my locker:

"Gone to Toronto to see OLP.

Emma - please get me the politics notes.

-alana"

~*alana*~

Posted: **10/31/2002, 10:34 pm**

CitrickAzid wrote:i'm so sad... tonight i just realized that it's my last year of doing pit band.. i'm really gonna miss sitting in that whole in the ground for hours on end, playing superior music for inferior thespians, joshin around with the rest of the brass section, throwing screws at the sucky flute player....noooooo i don't want it to end!

damn you and your band in a pit!!! you cant come to Finch :mad:

ah well we still have our OLP Road Trip :mrgreen:

Posted: **10/31/2002, 10:51 pm**

^ I want tickets :crying:

Posted: **11/1/2002, 1:01 am**

LIAM wrote:my social studies teacher watches the Gilmore Girls... i swear he's a faggot.

faggot? Liam, you've reached a new low. why do you care so much about your teacher's sexual prefernces, anyway?

my husband watches Gilmore Girls.

he thinks Lorilei is a major hottie. he's 100% right.

Posted: **11/1/2002, 1:03 am**

LIAM wrote:my social studies teacher watches the Gilmore Girls... i swear he's a faggot.

that's such a harsh word too .. i don't like that word :neutral:

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