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Post by Johnny »

ewww, did you ever see some of the toilets at a drinking establishment?
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nikki4982 wrote:So sit on the freaking seat like we do EVERY TIME we have to pee! :roll:

Guys are so lazy.


Wouldn't it be lazier to sit whilst peeing? Therefore making girls lazy? Also it's just biological for guys to pee standing. We read a case study in class, this kid was having a circumcision(sp) and it got messed up and his penis was destroyed. The doctors decided to have him raised as a girl so they gave him a sex change operation and all that. But as the kid was growing up, he could never be trained to urinate sitting down, he kept trying to stand.

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Post by nikki4982 »

First off, Johnny, yes... yes I have. But that's just because of guys' laziness again. Way to aim. :roll:

Second off, it's not lazy, because most of us hover in public restrooms, which is far more difficult than standing. :P
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Standing is normal for #1.
Sitting is optional for #2.
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Post by Gimme_Shelter »

when i said toilet, i meant urinal
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:lol: Optional.
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Post by Gimme_Shelter »

well i mean, if you drank so much that you have to shit

maybe you've got bigger problems
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Gimme_Shelter »

also, seriously im going to put a urinal in my home bathroom
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you know how we're rebuilding our bathroom downstairs? Well my fam wanted to put a urinal in.
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thats awesome :lol:
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omg that really is!
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it says it can't find the paaaage.
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