GTA: San Andreas

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 10/31/2004, 3:03 pm

Which mission Johnny?

My CJ is in shape to run from the cops, because I spend probably only 25% of my time doing missions or anything constructive.

He's also in a white I HEART LS t-shirt (originally it was the white tanktop), black Kato mask (like the crazy 88) Red heart underwear, wearing dog tags and cowboy boots. He has a big black afro and a beard too. I'm gonna change him up, but running in underwear and cowboy boots is just so exciting!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 10/31/2004, 9:02 pm

supply lines..... :cuss:

My CJ looks like Elvis

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/31/2004, 9:07 pm

Fat elvis or skinny elvis?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 10/31/2004, 9:11 pm

skinny

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 10/31/2004, 9:12 pm

my CJ's a badass.

max muscle, green bandanna on his head and over his face, silver chain, green shorts, always with some kind of SMG.

he's a Balla-killin' machine, yo

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 11/1/2004, 10:11 am

The RC missions suck

reza · Post by **reza** » 11/1/2004, 2:26 pm

yeah i cant shoot those damn planes! well i can i just can't keep it going, bastard geeks. my CJ is insanely buff and i gave him Pink hair. he has khakis and a denim jacket from Zip.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 11/2/2004, 9:04 pm

What's weird is I did all the taxi missions and god NOS taxis... but for some reason my Taxis can JUMP now too... I've used cheats in GTA 3 to jump, but I didn't really look into cheats for GTA VICE CITY... and now all of a sudden, I don't use cheats and my taxis jump when I push L3.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 11/2/2004, 10:17 pm

Haha I found a huge purple double ended dildo in a police station shower room... I wonder if I can stealth kill with it...

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 11/2/2004, 10:20 pm

I found Bigfoot! :wtf:

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 11/2/2004, 10:34 pm

What can you do with him?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 11/2/2004, 10:41 pm

When I went into buy something at Ammu-Nation, the first thing the clerk asked was

"Are you hard yet?"

I had to shoot him after that. My CJ's no fag.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 11/2/2004, 10:42 pm

Chase him! But you can't take photos of him

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 11/2/2004, 10:47 pm

Damn why not!?

Oh yeah and by the way, the rival gang members often say "OG Comin' Through, OG Comin' Through!" I've come to the conclusion that they're saying their true identity is none other than:

O.G. Readmore!

reza · Post by **reza** » 11/2/2004, 10:57 pm

grrrr i have to make my CJ a better swimmer for a mission

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 11/2/2004, 11:59 pm

I'm in Las Venturas and I'm weilding duel sawd-off boomsticks of justice!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 11/3/2004, 6:18 pm

So I just beat a man to death with a dildo...

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 11/3/2004, 9:27 pm

Chanandler Bong wrote:So I just beat a man to death with a dildo...

this game sounds entertaining.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 11/4/2004, 10:35 pm

Funny convo, when you get a 3 star wanted level and a helicopter is chasing you, if you listen to them, one of the guys will go "Hey, I can see my house from here!" and the other will tell him to shut the hell up.

It made me laugh for a bit.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 11/5/2004, 2:34 pm

I'm back in Los Santos@