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i was going to ask why you were still working at McDonalds. They pay bugger all rates.

i didn't know mac sauce was a secret. lol
and the way the food is made isn't particularly gross. it's just.. expired sometimes. haha

Ok, see, that counts as gross as far as I'm concerned.

Tell them the stories of the "rat tooth burgers" or other such ones. Their true. Back when my mom worked in an insurance office, people came in with claims of finding rat teeth in the burgers from macdonalds.

Did I ever tell you people about the bloody finger condom incident?

No, but please do.

No, I think I'd rather have you all use your imagination.

Just know that someone, somewhere, probably wound up with a condom full of blood in their sandwhich.

its thousand island dressing with mayo and relish.....

tasha wrote:and the way the food is made isn't particularly gross. it's just.. expired sometimes. haha

Rusty wrote:Tell them the stories of the "rat tooth burgers" or other such ones. Their true. Back when my mom worked in an insurance office, people came in with claims of finding rat teeth in the burgers from macdonalds.

joe_canadian wrote:Just know that someone, somewhere, probably wound up with a condom full of blood in their sandwhich.

Ahhhh, being a vegetarian does have some lovely advantages.

I make veggie burgers too, Nikki.

Errrr.... non-vegetarians are not FORCED to eat at McDonald's, Nikki

You clearly haven't met the management at my store.

Let's check Snopes for any interesting fast food stories.

Aah, yes.

The Mayo, the Rat, KFC, the eyeballs, the Shakes, the chocolate milk, and finally, my personal favourite, the Penis.

Yes, I know they're all fake, but just knowing that these stories are passed around kept me from going to fast food places for over a year and a half, and counting.

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You can't bomb McDonald's without a plan to win the peace!

Sonya wrote:and finally, my personal favourite, the Penis.

You just don't hear that often enough, do you?

happeningfish wrote:Errrr.... non-vegetarians are not FORCED to eat at McDonald's, Nikki

Yeah, but there's a much lesser chance of me eating a burger at McDonald's and finding body parts in it.

Unless I personally lace every tenth item of vegetarian food in the great state of New Jersey with some kind of animal appendage or organ.

Which I am totally not doing.

joe_canadian wrote:Unless I personally lace every tenth item of vegetarian food in the great state of New Jersey with some kind of animal appendage or organ.

Which I am totally not doing.

you scare me sometimes

Yeah, li'l bit.