the best letters ever written

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 8/30/2004, 9:15 pm

I like this thread.

Jim is being called immature for finding a letter to a TV show not funny. Then everyone in this thread skullfucked Jim for being immature and not finding something funny. Then I got to find out Jim's head is actually a penis that frequently penetrates his anus. And all Jim tried to do was make a joke in a thread that was a joke. And Jim is, in fact, the immature one here.

I love giving the recap of threads. It makes everyone seem so irrational it's funny.

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 8/30/2004, 10:07 pm

Alan, I knew you'd appreciate this one lol

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 8/30/2004, 10:35 pm

Don't worry about it, immature one.

We can't sit at the big kids' table until we write letter to our favorite shows from yesteryear. I'm going to write to Bruno the Kid because I liked that show when I was 11 and I have always been a Bruce Willis fan. :lol:

Until then, we're relegated to the plastic Fischer-Price table with the matching technicolor chairs and forced to eat off of styrofoam plate with our plastic utensils.

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 8/30/2004, 10:37 pm

awesome, I'm game!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/30/2004, 10:48 pm

What people were objecting too was coming into the thread for the sole purpose of bashing it. If you didn't appreciate it, simply leave the thread after reading it.You don't need to bash it, thats just immature. Apparently you still don't understand that. If you don't like it fine, but keep it to yourself.

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 8/30/2004, 10:51 pm

i'll let you guys touch this one.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 8/30/2004, 10:53 pm

Rusty wrote:What people were objecting too was coming into the thread for the sole purpose of bashing it. If you didn't appreciate it, simply leave the thread after reading it.You don't need to bash it, thats just immature. Apparently you still don't understand that. If you don't like it fine, but keep it to yourself.

...you do realize you have just done what you objected to...right?

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 8/30/2004, 11:02 pm

Alright, everybody stop. Melissa made this thread in good fun, and you've completely ruined it. Next person to make a comment that's not in the humor this thread was started in, I'm banning. I don't care anymore.

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 8/31/2004, 12:17 am

*stll wants to see water talking to animals*

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 8/31/2004, 12:22 am

Maybe someday, Josh. We can only hope the letters have gotten into the correct hands.

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 8/31/2004, 12:24 am

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/31/2004, 9:20 am

I wanna turn into gas. Silent but ever so deadly

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 8/31/2004, 9:39 am

I wanna be part of the X-men

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 8/31/2004, 1:12 pm

Here comes my banishment!

Did anyone even think that Jim could have been joking, and Melissa took it the wrong way? Anyone? Bueller?

I'm out guys. It was fun!

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 8/31/2004, 2:43 pm

if you guys are gonna ban alan you might as well ban me too.
Thanks

namkablam · Post by **namkablam** » 8/31/2004, 3:58 pm

these are the best letters in the world of art and poetry and literature !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ha ha!

:*)**

'=]

Post by **xjsb125** » 8/31/2004, 4:36 pm

Neither of you are getting banned for now. I can believe that Jim was just joking. But lately it appears that a lot of his comments outside of the political threads were only made in an attempt to win the asshole of the week competition. Because his posts lately haven't been the friendliest, it could be easy to mistake his humor as being an ass. Jim I believe you are an intelligent guy, who is capable of communicating your thoughts and opinions very well. The way you communicate your sense of humor, if that was what you were trying to accomplish, might need some work. It comes across as you being an ass. It frustrates people to the point that they won't post because they don't want to deal with a smart ass comment from you. For your good qualities, the asshole comments cancel it all out. It makes it seem as if you are trying to be better than everyone else. You're not. I'm damn sure not. My original comment to you was not the best statement I could have used, and really I should have said something like this instead of screaming at you. If you're being an ass on purpose, just give it a rest. You have the capability of doing that.
Alan you have a good point to make if we just read between the lines. Like I said, none of us are any better than the other, you are no exception. I believe you're a good guy, and I think I can understand the points you make in your posts. So no one is getting banned, unless Nikki does it or someone other than me. That's thier deal if they want to do it. I have no further qualms with either of you.

Post by **al_** » 8/31/2004, 11:21 pm

your mom!

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 8/31/2004, 11:29 pm

where???

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 12/27/2004, 8:29 pm

i wrote another letter! this one is to the idiot customers at my job <3

dear dumbasses, (incase no one can read the subject line, by dumbasses i am referring to my stupid customers)

are you all on crack? seriously. i alone am not responsible if your package is delayed via ups due to snow. i do not control the weather. but thanks for giving me that much credit. i also could care less if the next time you meet someone who is going to order from us you tell them not to order from us. one person not ordering from us is not going to hurt us. stop thinking so highly of yourself. we are also not bloomingdales. i don't care what happens when you go to bloomingdales. if you love them so much then don't order from us anymore. thanks. we also don't give away money. don't ask me for money because my controlling of the weather is holding up your order. in conclusion, when any of you call instead of saying "how may i help you" i wish to say "how may i shoot you in the face?"

<3 your lovely cs agent who is responsible for anything bad happening to your order.

the best part is this letter just came from things that happened today. :freak: