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damn dude, didn't you find that toilet seat story funny? or at least gross?

my nickname is reno, but pecker calls me cabbage, so your nickname is headphones or something.

oh i loved the story

okay yannic calls you cabbage
i call you fucktard (since im bored and cant think of anything else)
you call me headphones (? geesh and you said my nicknames were bad)
and i call yannic turtle (who you call pecker)

you know what dude, you don't get a nickname, lets just work on getting johnny one since he wants one.

aight that works

so...any suggestions?

not yet

your card is posted and sent, dude!

pecker...what do you think?

woah
me card
man i feel weird
ppl insist on spending money on me
its odd i tells ya

don't worry, i got it on sale

no its not just you though
and its not like im not honoured and stuff because i totally am
its just i dont see whats so important about me.. let alone my bday lol

you're sand, that's what!

and that isnt important enough to spend money IMO

You're important! Shush!

nah
im a pugfugly 52 year old w/ ugly kids
im not important!

:O You're old! Parents aren't suppose to call their kids ugly either

my mom did

She must have never been taught that in school

she only told it to me
it was about my bro
right after he was born
the nurse said something "awww what a cute baby" and she thought to herself "what the hell are you talking about? he's ugly, i cant believe i had such an ugly baby"
but after a lil bit he wasnt ugly
he was cute.. just at that time he was ugly

That's funny and sad at the same time