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No he didnt you jerk.

johnny one stub was quickly rushed to the hopital were they pumped 7 pints of blood into him. Now do to there being no oxygen in the brain for so long johnny one stub has become a little, shal we say for lack of better words, mentaly challenged. now after spending 5 monthins in the hospital jonny and mentally chalenged johnny one stub continue on their journey.....

Unbeknownst to the doctors, what they thought was blood was really alchohol. You see, they were having a crazy party and got creative with some IV bags. Anyway, like some proposed fuel-efficient cars, "bad-karma" johnny now ran on alchohol. He had become an efficient party machine. Able to go for days without staples such as timbits, "no-hands" Johnny has now become the crude humor of this neverending tale. Moreso than he already was.

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Josh wrote:johnny one stub was quickly rushed to the hopital were they pumped 7 pints of blood into him. Now do to there being no oxygen in the brain for so long johnny one stub has become a little, shal we say for lack of better words, mentaly challenged. now after spending 5 monthins in the hospital jonny and mentally chalenged johnny one stub continue on their journey.....

Other Johnny/ Johnny No Hands/ Johnny One Stub/ Bad Karma Johnny wasnt born with a brain. Refer to page two Ahh well let the show go on.

So Bad Karma Johnny, (The johnn formerly known as Johnny One Stub, No Hands, and Other Johnny) and of course Johnny carried on. Bad Karma Johnny having been blessed with alcoholic super powers lead the way while Johnny who had no super powers followed cautiously behind. For some reason they ended up in a dark alley and encountered " Cool Thumbs Brown." The best gunslinger this side of the mississippi. Was he friend or foe? Dun dun dun

wee, this is fun
I'm not double posting, someone else try, it's fun once you get into it.

While "Cool Thumbs" Brown, exceeded in gunslinging, his conversational skills were not up to par. The sight of "party fun and armless" Johnny tickled Brown's fancy, and therefore he came up with the cleverest of puns he could think of.
"ur funny looking"
No one is one hundred percent sure how the dialouge of the following conversation went, since Jonathan was tapping into Johnny's blood supply with an IV needle and straw. Therefore, I will have to illustrate it because I feel like it.
-mr.brown........-johnny with his one stub and through-the-roof-BAC-colored face............-johnathan.....
Will this argument transform into a battle of epic proportions? Will Johnathan become an expert Peacemaker in his drunken state? Will powers unite to conquer lands east of the Mississippi? Stay tuned...

Jonny One-Stub decided that this argument was going nowhere, and also decided that it was time for a party. So he somehow materialized a case of Alexander Keith's and shared the wealth. Once One Stub, Johnathan, and this Cool Thumbs Brown fellow became quite intoxicated (moreso than they were already). In their drunken state, they agreed to join forces and conquer the world while at the same time find out what Jonny and Johnathan's journey is all about anyway. Then they all joined in for a round of drunken singing- in this case, singing 'Nautical Disaster' by The Hip.

After much singing and much drinking and a good dose of throwing up the trio moved on. In accordance with the "How to Take Over The World" handbook, one must kill a said Pinky and a said Brain before any taking over the world can be done. The reason of course is that the mice may accomplish the task first. So off Johnny, Johnny One Stub and Cool Thumbs Brown went. What are they gonna do in the next post you may ask? The same thing they do every night kids; try to kill Pinky and the Brain so they can take over the world.

Narf!

It looks like we'll never know what happens to Jonny No hands and Johny

As much as i'd love to continue the story i cannot do it alone

I'd help, but I suck at writing.

And i dont?!

I've enjoyed your parts to the story!

Thanks

Has anyone picked up on the fact that the planet ysmulc yeknom is really Clumsy Monkey spelt backwards?

Just one of the many tidbits hidden inside every episode!

but you're Joe Cool! You can do anything!!

You know what? YOUR RIGHT!!!

Stay tuned for a brand new episode later today!
Why not now you ask? Well because i have things to do..