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Oh MAN. I had the best Christmas eve I have ever had.

Firstly, my mom came home with huge bags filled with booze, extremly excited. now, my mom DOESN'T drink, so this was new. Then we had our customary chinese food with my mom's best freind's family. My brother was playing bartender, and being the usual kid he is, he got EVERYONE drunk. In the proccess, he managed to get my best friend drunk and invite her to his going away party.

Then he got my mom and her best freind drunk. I have never seen my mom drunk in my life. Now, i have officially seen her shiiiiit-faced. They were giggling and arguing over if Boggle was pronounced booooggle or not. Good times. She came over to the bottles and was surprised that we had finished every single one of them. Seamus was just like "er...yeah, that was just you guys..." *cough* and all the kids too, wheeeeee! By the end of the night, my brother's drunk friends had left, my mom had passed out in her room after attempting to clean up and giving up.

All five of us were finally wraping our presents at 2 oclock this morning while my mom yelled at us to go to bed in a drunken stuper. My oldest brother fell asleep on the couch, and nobody bothered to wake him up, so he woke up at some time during the night and yelled at us for not waking him up. I woke up to the sound of my mom puking and screaming at Seamus that she was never drinking again and it was all his fault. Oh man

here is what i got, cloths, FFX-2, lava lamp, bonsai starter kit,and a new phone for the basement, and new headphones, but i am not done i have to more outins to go to in which i get close to $300 worth of things and gift certifacates.

let's see....

6 sweaters
4 pairs of jeans
5 t-shirts
a wooden shelf that has pull out drawers... very cool
3 boxes of turtles
a new luggage set
a hockey helmet
a hockey stick
2 michael moore dvds
100$
and a whack of stocking stuffers...

and I get to see if I can find a guitar tomorrow for a reasonable price with my dad since he lets us pick out one big present.

ya I was spoiled far too much...

sandsleeper wrote: MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS!!!!!

I like Home Alone as well.

J-Neli wrote:and I get to see if I can find a guitar tomorrow for a reasonable price with my dad since he lets us pick out one big present.

ya I was spoiled far too much...

and what price is reasonable for you mate?


and is being spoiled by one's parents bad?

I'm getting a mattress and boxspring delivered in two weeks. That's my christmas present. And just got a few little things.

I got my very first guitar.

I feel so proud of myself. *glows*

I got: Twister (whoo!), Donnie Darko DVD, X-Box games, subscription to Chart, calendar, money etc.

Absolutely NO CDs and I had about 10 on my list..

Oh well, will go on CD shopping spree tomorrow with money!

Well that was the worst christmas ever.

and on top of that we don't even have snow. It was at least 15 out today. It was really sick. ugh.

But remember, Christmas isn't about the presents, it's about singing songs in a big circle. The words don't have to make sense, it's christmas!

pfft.
if my sister who listens to rap music because she is a syphilis bearing shank can get a guitar I have lost all faith in the holidays. Either that or Santa had a little too much egg nog.

(I'm actually not as bitter as I sound which is surprising me)

It's probably because you're hot and your sister isn't. So already you have an advantage.

Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:

J-Neli wrote:and I get to see if I can find a guitar tomorrow for a reasonable price with my dad since he lets us pick out one big present.

ya I was spoiled far too much...

and what price is reasonable for you mate?


and is being spoiled by one's parents bad?

no, it's really the only time of year I get spoiled.

and were looking at anything less then 400$... it should be possibly just to find one to fool around on. doesn't have to be spectacular.

What I got from my mom:
* the stephen king dark tower book set
* anne marie macdonald - fall on your knees (book)
* 2 dvds (Finding Nemo and The Land Before Time's newest)
* one piece pyjamas that I absolutely love
* lots of funky socks and underwear
* a winnie the pooh snowglobe .. so cute
* new vcr cuz mine broke
* a sweet rainbow glittery scarf
* this fishy lamp where fish revolve around the base .. so neat
* my usual kim anderson calendar set
* the cutest Happy Bunny slippers, ahhh they're so cute .. they're white and say "it's all about me, deal with it" so big and fluffy
* this blanket wrap thing with sun, moon stars design .. it's like a blanket that snaps towards the top .. since I'm usually walking around with a blanket draped over my shoulders, this is perfect

From my bro:
* 2 cd towers, huge wooden ones .. which is good because I can finally organize my hundreds of cds

From my Grandma:
* a tigger body pillow sort of thing .. it's cute

My 2 friends and I are exchanging gifts tonight and tomorrow ..

I bought my brother the new Tony Hawk Underground skateboarding game for his PS2 and it's awesome .. I can't watch him play it without giggling

Joey wrote:
I bought my brother the new Tony Hawk Underground skateboarding game for his PS2 and it's awesome .. I can't watch him play it without giggling

Does he suck?

i'm back from vegas and i just opened my gifts today and i got:

-3 shirts
-2 pairs of pants
-buttload of socks
-buttload of underwear
-new Fuel CD
-an electric desk calandar calculator thing
-a coffee tumbler
-a book of poems
- 2 dress shirts, that i bought myself in vegas

You should read me some of the poems.

Romantically.

Read them to me romantically.

Bandalero wrote:i'm back from vegas and i just opened my gifts today and i got:

-3 shirts
-2 pairs of pants
-buttload of socks
-buttload of underwear
-new Fuel CD
-an electric desk calandar calculator thing
-a coffee tumbler
-a book of poems
- 2 dress shirts, that i bought myself in vegas

uh...which one of those did i get you?

None! He didn't mention yours because he hated your present.

I want to know what the useless present you got was. Everyone gets them. One year I got a wood carving set. That was a "What the fuck are you smoking" moment.

This year I got a kids make up set. It was rather random.