Firstly, my mom came home with huge bags filled with booze, extremly excited. now, my mom DOESN'T drink, so this was new. Then we had our customary chinese food with my mom's best freind's family. My brother was playing bartender, and being the usual kid he is, he got EVERYONE drunk. In the proccess, he managed to get my best friend drunk and invite her to his going away party.
Then he got my mom and her best freind drunk. I have never seen my mom drunk in my life. Now, i have officially seen her shiiiiit-faced. They were giggling and arguing over if Boggle was pronounced booooggle or not. Good times. She came over to the bottles and was surprised that we had finished every single one of them. Seamus was just like "er...yeah, that was just you guys..." *cough* and all the kids too, wheeeeee! By the end of the night, my brother's drunk friends had left, my mom had passed out in her room after attempting to clean up and giving up.
All five of us were finally wraping our presents at 2 oclock this morning while my mom yelled at us to go to bed in a drunken stuper. My oldest brother fell asleep on the couch, and nobody bothered to wake him up, so he woke up at some time during the night and yelled at us for not waking him up. I woke up to the sound of my mom puking and screaming at Seamus that she was never drinking again and it was all his fault. Oh man
