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Iltsyo1ndulatps (10:12:59 PM): 010000010100111001000100010100100100010101010111
BoyCrazy 12698 returned at 10:14:48 PM.
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:14:58 PM): oh me oh my!
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:15:08 PM): who be ye!?
Iltsyo1ndulatps (10:15:10 PM): hola
Iltsyo1ndulatps (10:15:23 PM): ¿Que tal?
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:15:44 PM): yo no hablo canteloupe!!!
Iltsyo1ndulatps (10:15:46 PM): it is josh
Iltsyo1ndulatps (10:15:51 PM): nope
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:15:51 PM): no it's not
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:15:53 PM): I know you
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:15:55 PM): I've seen you
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:15:58 PM): lurking outside my window
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:16:01 PM): well guess what buddy
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:16:03 PM): the party's OVER
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:16:08 PM): I don't believe your lies ANYMORE,.
Iltsyo1ndulatps (10:16:12 PM): no it is just beginning
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:16:29 PM): shit shit, you're right
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:16:32 PM): *runs away*
Iltsyo1ndulatps (10:16:37 PM): follows
BoyCrazy 12698 (10:16:42 PM): nooooooo! lurk!

Nohooo, it definitly took us a half hour to get back from your house. His little fucked up clock on his car said "1:50" by the time we got back to my house, and I know for sure it really only took us 20 minutes to get from the plaza to your house.

but that is going the hiway if you go the back roads it is 20

Extended Agony says:
man i'm gassy tonight
Reno says:
ewww
Reno says:
out of your ass, or out of your mouth?
Extended Agony says:
ass
Reno says:

Reno says:
your a stinky alex
Extended Agony says:
yeah tell me about it
Extended Agony says:
i should crack a window or something

Melissa says:
wow
Melissa says:
I just finished watching "the usual suspects"
Melissa says:
I guessed the twist about half an hour before it ended, but the rest was really confusing
Melissa says:
You should probably not watch it late at night. Or when you're mentally exhausted, like me.
Alex says:
right now is both!
Melissa says:
same for me
Melissa says:
I read on the back that Kevin Spacey was in it, and for some reason I thought Kevin Bacon was in it . I mean, I recognized Kevin Spacey, I thought they were both in it. I got my names mixed up
Melissa says:
or something
Alex says:
I... see...

BoyCrazy 12698 (7:10:10 PM): ooooooh myyyyy gooooooosh
Iltsyo1ndulatps (7:13:32 PM): yesh
BoyCrazy 12698 (7:13:44 PM): I love you josh :-*
Iltsyo1ndulatps (7:14:02 PM): i love you too andrew8-)
BoyCrazy 12698 (7:14:10 PM): awwwww!
BoyCrazy 12698 (7:14:13 PM): that's cuyte

HAHAHA.

He was drunk I think hahahaha.

pinned to red: It always made me sad that plain Alphabets cereal (without the marshmellows) existed.
Auto response from BoyCrazy 12698: tea with CAH-RUMPETS!?
pinned to red: you're my dad.
pinned to red: Come, let us make illegitamate children.
pinned to red: we'll both die horrible deaths and be cursed to hell for all eternity
pinned to red: but it'll be so worth it
BoyCrazy 12698: hahahha YEAH it will

OHHHHHH MMMMYYY GGGGGOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

I love you...

lol

me: eww, my cat's licking her private parts...
him: haha! your cat's licking her balls! *points and laughs*
me: umm, she's a girl, she doesn't have balls to lick.
him: maybe she's "Probing for Pleasure" if you know what I mean,
me: ...

Iltsyo1ndulatps (10:15:25 PM): hello?
EternalNght47 (10:15:40 PM): im busty
Iltsyo1ndulatps (10:15:56 PM): sure you are

Richard says:
how much money would you give me if i did a dare?

my room is gonna get painted red...!... soon. says:
depends on what the dare is.

Richard says:
you get to choose, but i have to approve the dare and price

Richard says:
...

my room is gonna get painted red...!... soon. says:
I can't think up dares so easily!

Richard says:
lol

my room is gonna get painted red...!... soon. says:
Come to school dressed as a hooker!
$225

Richard says:
lmfao

my room is gonna get painted red...!... soon. says:
...as a Goth hooker.
$230

Richard says:
rotflmfao

my room is gonna get painted red...!... soon. says:
IN BOOTY SHORTS!
$275

Richard says:
hmm..........

Richard says:
*ponders*

Richard says:
Can't I do something easier?

Richard says:
lol

my room is gonna get painted red...!... soon. says:
you could always come to school naked, or in a speedo.
$2.75

my room is gonna get painted red...!... soon. says:
LMFAO


~~~

I know what you're thinking. "You revived a dead thread for this?!" but it was friggin hilarious as it was happening.

I'd go to school dressed as a hooker for $225

Richard says:
how much money would you give me if i did a dare?

Lando says:
Who the eff are you!?

Richard says:
you get to choose, but i have to approve!

Richard says:
...

Lando says:
I can't think up names so easily!

Richard says:
lol

Lando says:
You laughin' at me BEEYOTCH!?

Richard says:
lmfao

Lando says:
Alright FINE, you think being my BEEYOTCH is funny? Then your new name is Lulabelle

Richard says:
rotflmfao

Lando says:
ROT IN FLORIDA to you too! Don't make me pimp slap you! I own you now!

Richard says:
hmm..........

Richard says:
*ponders*

Richard says:
Can't I do something easier?

Richard says:
lol

Lando says:
What? You've never sold your body for money before? Where do you live? The Vatican!? Everybody's doing it!

Lando says:
Yeah that's right, don't answer me. You're a Vatican hooker, just like that guy from 60 minutes. You know who I mean. The old guy who kicked the shit out of some people recently. Bad ass Mike Wallace, aka The Vatican Whore. So meet your new partner!

(with my cousin from Texas!)

Piss Edwards: I take PSATs tomorrow! I'm so scared!

Piss Edwards: If I don't get in the top 1% of the country, then I won't be National Merit!

happeninfish: go do some drugs or something

happeninfish: break some windows

Piss Edwards: Thanks for the good advice.

Piss Edwards: I have to get at least like a 1400 out of 1600 or else I'll just cry.

happeninfish: jesus christ

Piss Edwards: But we had Stay Day at school today, which was cool, except for the fact that I had to walk around looking for my friend to open her car for 30 minutes.

happeninfish: what the crap is stay day

Piss Edwards: Well, we usually have off-campus lunch and the only people that stay for lunch are people that don't have cars (which in PLano, isn't a whole lot of people), but on Stay Day all the clubs sell food and there's entertainment and shit.
Piss Edwards: And it's supposed to encourage you to stay on-campus for lunch.

happeninfish: your high school has a campus?

Piss Edwards: Yeah there's....6 or 7 buildings.

Piss Edwards: They wanted to make it more like a college campus.

Piss Edwards: And there's a pond (read: swamp) in the middle of it.

happeninfish: your country is fucked up dude

Piss Edwards: Yeah, it is. But it's only Plano senior highs that are like that.

Piss Edwards: And I think that Plano is one of the only places with "senior" highs anyway.

happeninfish: yeah wtf eh

Piss Edwards: Yeah, it's a stupid concept, but I actually like it, because they give you a lot more freedom.

Piss Edwards: But only once you get to senior high, before that it's like a Concentration Camp.

Piss Edwards: At my old school if you looked at the door they'd freak out

heh
no one at my bro's school is allowed to leave for lunch.
ever.
then again
his school is in the middle of the ghetto
and i dont mean like.. some pansy ghetto
i mean its in "da mothafuckin hood' kinda ghetto
i understand the point and the reasoning behind magnet schools and all but in this case.. its kinda like.. bad.. one day something happened to my mom and she couldnt pick up my bro from school.. and it was really late.. and stuff and the principal and stuff were getting ready to leave.. but they waited with him cuz its too dangerous for him to be alone .. for anyone to be alone for that matter in that area
to get into stanton kids have to go thru a lottery system basically since its the best public school in the state (or the country.. which for the record is based on the number of IB diplomas recieved by kids who attend the schools apparently) and its in an area so bad that my bro is scared to play rap music loud when he drives home.. he turns it up once he leaves the area

In case no one noticed, I just reposted Sonya's convo, but spiced it up, cause me and Richard are TIGHT yo!

happeningfish wrote:Piss Edwards: And I think that Plano is one of the only places with "senior" highs anyway.

We have a senior high!!! That's where me and Melissa went cos we're cool!!!!











... what?! We are!!!

[06:33] <stonedryderz> man is little ceziars around anymore?
[06:33] <stonedryderz> i miss the bread sticks
[06:37] <nikki4982> i don't think so
[06:37] <stonedryderz> :((
[06:37] <nikki4982> i haven't heard anything from them since... like... the eighties haha
[06:37] <nikki4982> but yes, the breadsticks ROCKED
[06:37] <nikki4982> it's amazing... after all this time, i still remember exactly how they tasted o_O
[06:37] <stonedryderz> lol i was watching a old tape from back in the day and i saw a "pizza pizza" commercial
[06:38] <stonedryderz> i know the big cheese thingys on the top
[06:38] <stonedryderz> ohhh man
[06:38] <stonedryderz> and how fluffy and good they were
[06:38] <stonedryderz> :(
[06:38] <nikki4982> hehe
[06:38] <stonedryderz> maybe i'll ebay some of em frozen from the day
[06:39] <nikki4982> HAHA ewwww
[06:39] <stonedryderz> ohhh come on u know u'd eat at least one
[06:39] <stonedryderz> if it was frozen all this time
[06:39] <stonedryderz> =] i would
[06:39] <nikki4982> hhaha, i dunno... that stuff could be... radioactive by now
[06:39] <stonedryderz> :))
[06:40] <stonedryderz> worth the risk
[06:40] <stonedryderz> ;)
[06:40] <nikki4982> haha

theres a little caesar's in jacksonville
near my house at that heh