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I have a friend Jon. He got arrested with some weed and a budbuster and put in the drunk tank.

In the morning when he left, he asked for his stuff back, but they refused, saying it had marijuana on it. He thought about it, then carefully said..."May I please have my herb grinder?....You can KEEP the marijuana!"

That seriously is among the funniest things I have ever heard. I think it needs to be oral though...

My boyfriend's first name is Jon. Not Jonathan, or Jonathon... but just Jon.

hahahaha, do you remember the time I asked you if monkey was his real name and we discussed the on-crackness of his parents?

But of course.

Man, we have some good, yet crazy, but nevertheless good times

You need to get your butt back on the hub. Though, not right now... cos it's having issues... which is all my fault.

I think I'm still scared of Kym...

ahh i cant choose!! they are both lovely names

I wanna give Jonathon a pity vote now...

*crosses fingers and hopes for victory*

You's be kickin his ass!

man i feel for you Jon, i've been dealing with idiots that think Sean should be spelled SHAWN. Yes i know it sound sthat way but not in ancient Irish. In ancient irish tongue SE when followed by a A make a SH noise. SHAWN is just an american bastardization made popular when non-irish began to use the name. Same goes for Shaun. So there you have it, i spell my name the right way.

i have a brother named 'sean'- spelt the correct way!

wow looks like your parents are really good at spelling then! We rule!

Sometimes I wonder what the parents are thinking.

I know someone whos named Krista Chanda Leer.
someone else is Richard Head.

perhaps they were on pot

that is very likely.

I have also heard of someone called
M'shell.

whats up with that?!