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Here are some

Q. What does a three-putt and masturbation have in common?
A. You're ashamed, but you know you'll do it again!

Q. What two people were shot in a theater?
A. Abraham Lincoln, and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.

Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. His hand caught fire.

Q. What is the ultimate kind of rejection?
A. When you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep.

The survivor one reminded me of this one.

If a rooster lays an egg on the point of a roof, will the egg roll east or west?

A: Good god, you're dumb. Roosters don't lay eggs!

that one was easy

hmmm.....yeah

as i was going to saint ives, i met a man with seven wives, the seven wives had seven sacks the seven saks had seven cats the seven cats had seven kits, kits cats sacks wives, how many were going to saint ives?

ill let ya squirm for a while....

i think i got it.

Aonly one person, you

That's what I immediately assumed. *waits for real answer*

answer:one

thought so

Yay!!! *feels smart*

go nikki

Go Josh, too!

go us

Someone told me this yesterday.. I'm not sure if it'll sound quite as good on screen as it did orally, but whatever.

You're in a room with no doors or windows and the walls, ceiling and floors are all made of concrete. All that's in the room is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?

I'll just torture you all by waiting to post the answer..

does this actually have a logical answer??


...i have an awesome one to ask too, but it can wait for a while.

you throw the table at the mirror and hope to god that theres something behind it.

i have a stupid answer, but i am not going to say it.

Ahhh, whats the answer?!