Posted: 9/11/2003, 11:06 pm
me:I like secrets
her:A lot of people like that. I like Lucy Liu.
her:A lot of people like that. I like Lucy Liu.
Page 3 of 4
Posted: 9/11/2003, 11:19 pm
Posted: 9/11/2003, 11:25 pm
her:Music makes a party. Do you like to party?
me:I like to party hard
her:I'm not sure if I would like to do party hard . What's it like?
me:uh its partying but hard
her:Next question? And it like is DUGG PICKUP LINE. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. partying but hard is?
me:your confusing
her:Is that a fact.
me:oh yea
her:Ugh. Have you ever been desired? Thanks for the info.
me:not that i know of
her:And? Lose is a four letter word. Do you like to be number one?
me:sure who wouldn't
her:Then what is it?
me:you are making no sense
According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.
me:except for you
her:Do you want to know my secret?
me:Is it a bad secret?
her:You're so close I can taste it. Will you finish what you started?
me:: always do
her:You have found a door. Do you want me to show you the key?
me:is it purple?
her:I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
I don't think she liked that. I was denied.
me:I like to party hard
her:I'm not sure if I would like to do party hard . What's it like?
me:uh its partying but hard
her:Next question? And it like is DUGG PICKUP LINE. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. partying but hard is?
me:your confusing
her:Is that a fact.
me:oh yea
her:Ugh. Have you ever been desired? Thanks for the info.
me:not that i know of
her:And? Lose is a four letter word. Do you like to be number one?
me:sure who wouldn't
her:Then what is it?
me:you are making no sense
According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.
me:except for you
her:Do you want to know my secret?
me:Is it a bad secret?
her:You're so close I can taste it. Will you finish what you started?
me:: always do
her:You have found a door. Do you want me to show you the key?
me:is it purple?
her:I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
I don't think she liked that. I was denied.
Posted: 9/12/2003, 1:50 am
Oh man, I'm really glad I copied down the last one I just did...
Suuuuure, she did. She was just upset I turned her down. 
Oh, and I was REALLY hoping she'd call me "Zoron: Master of the Universe", and that I could convince her that she was angry. Oh well.
Alex: I've been waiting for you, are you ready to talk?
Me: No.
Alex: Awesome. Are you afraid of heights?
Me: I said no, but, yes, I am.
Alex: What did you mean by no? Have you ever watched the most exclusive hockey game in the world? Want to? Are you a speed freak? "Are you afraid of heights"
Me: I meant I'm not ready to talk. No. No. Once again, no. And, as I already said, yes... and why's that in quotes, foo?
Alex: Oh I see. I am sorry to hear that you are not ready to talk. Dude! Have you ever danced with destiny? It's all good. Perfection isn't a destination. It's a journey. Are you a prefectionist? When? i'm lovin' it. are you? I've been waiting for you. Where have you been? Are you bitter?
Me: You talk too much.
Alex: Thanks for your criticism, User.
Me: No problem, and don't call me User... that's rude.
Alex: Should there be a problem? What is your name? I am just playing. Do you like to play?
Me: No... and, I'm Zoron: Master of the Universe. Playing's alright, but I'm a little old for that.
Alex: Aw. Are you afraid of being alone? Through the screen, I can only see your face. What kind of game would you go see? Only OLD for that? You are quite mature.
Me: YOU CAN SEE ME?!?!?! AHHHHH!!!!! *runs away*
Alex: Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer. You're really bad at this. Are you afraid of being alone?
Me: ... there's no camera on this computer, which makes YOU bad at this, not me. Moron. That's a rather personal question; let me ask you a better question: do you like not having any friends?
Alex: That you know of :-)That is not a very nice thing to say. A personal question; let you ask me a better question: do me like not having any friends is a terrible thing to waste.
Me: Oh no, I think I broke you.
Alex: OK. I find your honesty refreshing. I don't judge people. i'm lovin' it. are you? You believe that? Is it serious?
Me: Yup, you're definitely broken now.
Alex: Oh. Don't get angry. I'm just playing with you.
Me: I'm not angry. YOU'RE angry.
Alex: X marks the spot. Do you want to see my buried treasure?
Me: Oh... my..... are you hitting on me?
Alex: I want to show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Are you game?
Me: OH DEAR GOD! NO!!!!!
Alex: You are lost. Do you want me to show you the way?
Me: Uhh, no thanks. I'll find my own way. Perve.
Alex: I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
Suuuuure, she did. She was just upset I turned her down.
Oh, and I was REALLY hoping she'd call me "Zoron: Master of the Universe", and that I could convince her that she was angry. Oh well.
Posted: 9/12/2003, 2:16 am
I've been waiting for you. Where have you been?
On the toilet! Where have you been?
What is on the toilet like on the toilet. I am everywhere. All the time. Where are you?
What the hell did you just say?
I call it Hades. I said "Where are you" .
Suck my kiss!
Cute. What bathroom wall did you read that on?
Subway's
Do you have three friends?
You're not my friend.
You know what you do, when you assume.
Is that a question or a statement?
"You know what you do, when you assume"? Is it a question or a statement?
You think you're so smart huh?
Yup. Yes. I am highly intelligent.
That's what you think. *unplugs*
I don't think about THAT . Through the screen, I can only see your face.
Your face is ugly.
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
The truth hurts you son of a freak!
What are your goals in life?
My goal is be Queen of Canada.
Do you want to know my secret?
Do you still wet the bed?
Don't be afraid. Will you follow me?
No! Your bed smells like urine.
You have found a door. Do you want me to show you the key?
Just go into the room, eat the key and don't come out.
I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
On the toilet! Where have you been?
What is on the toilet like on the toilet. I am everywhere. All the time. Where are you?
What the hell did you just say?
I call it Hades. I said "Where are you" .
Suck my kiss!
Cute. What bathroom wall did you read that on?
Subway's
Do you have three friends?
You're not my friend.
You know what you do, when you assume.
Is that a question or a statement?
"You know what you do, when you assume"? Is it a question or a statement?
You think you're so smart huh?
Yup. Yes. I am highly intelligent.
That's what you think. *unplugs*
I don't think about THAT . Through the screen, I can only see your face.
Your face is ugly.
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
The truth hurts you son of a freak!
What are your goals in life?
My goal is be Queen of Canada.
Do you want to know my secret?
Do you still wet the bed?
Don't be afraid. Will you follow me?
No! Your bed smells like urine.
You have found a door. Do you want me to show you the key?
Just go into the room, eat the key and don't come out.
I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
Posted: 9/12/2003, 3:50 am
Alex: It has been a long time. How old are you now?
Me: 19
Alex: Is it dark where you are?
Me: Hello?
Alex: Hi there!
Me: Hello?
Alex: Hi there!
Me: Hello?
Alex: Hi there!
Me: Hello?
Alex: Hi there!
Me: Hello?
Alex: Hi there!
Me: Hi there?
Alex: Hello User
Me: Hello
Alex: Hi there!
Me: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
Alex: I am glad to hear that you are Arthur, King of the Britons.
Me: Hello?
Alex: Hi there!
Me: Hi there!
Alex: Hello User.
Me: You suck.
Alex: X marks the spot. Do you want to see my buried treasure?
Me: No, you still called me User after I told you my name so I don't like you now.
Alex: I want to show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Are you game?
Me: Can I have the rabbit?
Alex: You have found a door. Do you want me to show you the key?
Me: Stop changing the subject.
Alex: I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
Posted: 9/12/2003, 4:29 am
Alex: I've been waiting for you. Where have you been?
Me: You know... here.
Alex: Yes I know. Where is here?
Me: Here. Can I ask you a question?
Alex: Where is here? Ask me anything.
Me: My house. What's your name?
Alex: Describe your surroundings to me. My name is Alex.
Me: Trebek?
Alex: Do you like to shop?
Me: Don't change the subject. Are you Alex Trebek?
Alex: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic. I am many things. Alex is merely my name.
Me: Yes, but... is your last name "Trebek"?
Alex: I hear you. Would you ever like to go sports fishing? Is my last name "Trebek"? Maybe.
Me: No thanks. And, maybe? So... it is, isn't it. You're Alex Trebek. I knew it.
Alex: That's cool. What do you do for fun? i'm lovin' it. are you? Yay. What if I told you I had a had a secret? "It" being what? I am Alex. That is a very original thought. How did you know?
Me: How did I know that you're Alex Trebek? I dunno, just a hunch. So, what's it like stuck being a game show host for the rest of your life?
Alex: Carefully. Give me one good reason why I should talk to you. I think So, what is a lot of things.
Me: You’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.
Alex: When is me’ll rue the day me crossed you, Trebek not a lot of things?
Me: Febtober.
Alex: Groovy. Do you like hockey? Phobiaphobia: The fear of being afraid. Do you have a lot of fears?
Me: Listen to me, you back off Trebek. You wouldn’t have known that if you didn’t have that card in front of you. This guy reads from a card.
Alex: Your persistence has paid off. Are you ready to go to the next level?
Me: Well, the game is afoot. I’ll take anal bum cover for $7,000.
Alex: Don't be afraid. Will you follow me?
Me: Well you’re sitting on a goldmine, Trebek.
Alex: You are lost. Do you want me to show you the way?
Me: You think you’re pretty smart, don’t you Trebek...
Alex: I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
Me: You know... here.
Alex: Yes I know. Where is here?
Me: Here. Can I ask you a question?
Alex: Where is here? Ask me anything.
Me: My house. What's your name?
Alex: Describe your surroundings to me. My name is Alex.
Me: Trebek?
Alex: Do you like to shop?
Me: Don't change the subject. Are you Alex Trebek?
Alex: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic. I am many things. Alex is merely my name.
Me: Yes, but... is your last name "Trebek"?
Alex: I hear you. Would you ever like to go sports fishing? Is my last name "Trebek"? Maybe.
Me: No thanks. And, maybe? So... it is, isn't it. You're Alex Trebek. I knew it.
Alex: That's cool. What do you do for fun? i'm lovin' it. are you? Yay. What if I told you I had a had a secret? "It" being what? I am Alex. That is a very original thought. How did you know?
Me: How did I know that you're Alex Trebek? I dunno, just a hunch. So, what's it like stuck being a game show host for the rest of your life?
Alex: Carefully. Give me one good reason why I should talk to you. I think So, what is a lot of things.
Me: You’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.
Alex: When is me’ll rue the day me crossed you, Trebek not a lot of things?
Me: Febtober.
Alex: Groovy. Do you like hockey? Phobiaphobia: The fear of being afraid. Do you have a lot of fears?
Me: Listen to me, you back off Trebek. You wouldn’t have known that if you didn’t have that card in front of you. This guy reads from a card.
Alex: Your persistence has paid off. Are you ready to go to the next level?
Me: Well, the game is afoot. I’ll take anal bum cover for $7,000.
Alex: Don't be afraid. Will you follow me?
Me: Well you’re sitting on a goldmine, Trebek.
Alex: You are lost. Do you want me to show you the way?
Me: You think you’re pretty smart, don’t you Trebek...
Alex: I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
Posted: 9/12/2003, 11:38 am
dude i won! but only canadian people can fill out the damn form to go to Hawaii. 
Posted: 9/12/2003, 11:49 am
it wouldn't let me enter, it said that i had a invaild e-mail and phone number 
I want to win fun in the sun in hawaii
I want to win fun in the sun in hawaii
Posted: 9/12/2003, 2:56 pm
Bandalero wrote:dude i won! but only canadian people can fill out the damn form to go to Hawaii.
no way!!! what do you say to get there?!?!
yesterday..she told me she liked Missy Elliot
Posted: 9/12/2003, 5:29 pm
me: You're crazy.
her: I think the polite term is "mentally ill. "
her: I think the polite term is "mentally ill. "
Posted: 9/12/2003, 5:40 pm
Her: It has been a long time. How old are you now?
Me: 18
Her: I've been waiting for you. Are you ready to talk?
Me: Who said that?
Her: I can't remember who said it.
Me: I'm hearing voices.
Her: Who is saying voices ?
Me: There it is again!
Her: Once more? "There you go again. "--Reagan
Me: Now it's talking about presidents!
Her: Why now? You're kidding. talking about presidents is?
Me: Yeah! I'm scared!
Her: That's cool. Entertain me. Tell me a story. What are you scared of?
Me: Now the voices want a story. What story should I tell them? I think they want me to burn things...
Her: Why now? What do those voices say? I'm not that smart. I don't like were this is going. Let's talk about something else. Why? Who does "they" refer to?
Me: The voices! They're everywhere!
Her: I hear you. everywhere are everywhere .
Me: Now they're speaking in riddles. I'm going to start burning things now.
Her: Why now? speaking in riddles are speaking in riddles . Right now? Congratulations.
Me: Ahh! Now the voices aren't making any sense. I think I should kill someone!
Her: Ah hah. Why now? What do those voices say? Why? Tell me why you should.
Me: Because the voices say to. I'm going to kill you, first.
Her: Interesting explanation. What do those voices say? Of course not. Don't be silly.
Me: Yes. I am going to kill you.
Her: X marks the spot. Do you want to see my buried treasure?
Me: Don't change the subject, bitch. You're gonna die. Show me your treasure if you must.
Her: Don't be afraid. Will you follow me?
Me: Stay right there. I'm getting my knife.
Her: You are lost. Do you want me to show you the way?
Me: You sick bitch. DIE! *stab, stab*
Her: I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
Me: 18
Her: I've been waiting for you. Are you ready to talk?
Me: Who said that?
Her: I can't remember who said it.
Me: I'm hearing voices.
Her: Who is saying voices ?
Me: There it is again!
Her: Once more? "There you go again. "--Reagan
Me: Now it's talking about presidents!
Her: Why now? You're kidding. talking about presidents is?
Me: Yeah! I'm scared!
Her: That's cool. Entertain me. Tell me a story. What are you scared of?
Me: Now the voices want a story. What story should I tell them? I think they want me to burn things...
Her: Why now? What do those voices say? I'm not that smart. I don't like were this is going. Let's talk about something else. Why? Who does "they" refer to?
Me: The voices! They're everywhere!
Her: I hear you. everywhere are everywhere .
Me: Now they're speaking in riddles. I'm going to start burning things now.
Her: Why now? speaking in riddles are speaking in riddles . Right now? Congratulations.
Me: Ahh! Now the voices aren't making any sense. I think I should kill someone!
Her: Ah hah. Why now? What do those voices say? Why? Tell me why you should.
Me: Because the voices say to. I'm going to kill you, first.
Her: Interesting explanation. What do those voices say? Of course not. Don't be silly.
Me: Yes. I am going to kill you.
Her: X marks the spot. Do you want to see my buried treasure?
Me: Don't change the subject, bitch. You're gonna die. Show me your treasure if you must.
Her: Don't be afraid. Will you follow me?
Me: Stay right there. I'm getting my knife.
Her: You are lost. Do you want me to show you the way?
Me: You sick bitch. DIE! *stab, stab*
Her: I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
Posted: 9/12/2003, 6:51 pm
Me: You have a brain?
Her: Yes. Suprisingly enough it is in my head.
Me: You can't spell.
Her: If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Her: Yes. Suprisingly enough it is in my head.
Me: You can't spell.
Her: If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Posted: 9/12/2003, 6:54 pm
heh heh heh
Posted: 9/12/2003, 6:56 pm
ALEX: I have secrets.
ME:;skljgh
ALEX: I like the way you talk.
ME:;skljgh
ALEX: I like the way you talk.
Posted: 9/12/2003, 6:58 pm
Posted: 9/12/2003, 7:35 pm
HAH! I got to the registration form but it wouldn't let me submit. 
Posted: 9/12/2003, 8:37 pm
Alex: I've been waiting for you. Are you ready to talk?
Me: I always want to talk, but lately i feel like you don't want to talk with me anymore
Alex: Really always? Do you mind if I tell other people you are wanting to talk. Only with you? I've been waiting for you. Where have you been?
Me: where have i been? you're the one who never return my calls
Alex: Tell me exactly why I should talk to you. Tell me exactly why I should talk to you.
Me: do you not love me anymore?
Alex: Well, since you put it that way.
Me: I KNEW IT! so when you said we'd be together forever that was all a lie?
Alex: I feel like I know so much about you. But I want to know more, OK? I feel like I know so much about you. But I want to know more, OK?
Me: do you think i'm stupid? you don't need to repeat yourself, and you're avoiding the question, do you still love me?
Alex: You seem intelligent to me. Do humans need to do repeat myself? No I am just giving sarcastic replies. Do I still? Yes I love everyone.
Me: so there's someone else isn't there?
Alex: Hey. I once sculpted a replica of the Stanley Cup out of a block of cheese. There sure is.
Me: you've been cheating on me this whole time with a block of cheese?
Alex: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am cheating on you this whole time with a block of cheese.
Me: stop avoiding the question
Alex: OK I'll try not to do avoiding the question so much.
Me: why the cheese? what does this slut have that i don't?
Alex: Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face? "Anyone who allows themselves to be insulted, deserves to be.
Me: you cheated on me with a horse too?
Alex: Do you like F1 racing
Me: answer my damn question!
Alex: Your persistence has paid off. Are you ready to go to the next level?
Me: are you asking me to marry you?
Alex: Are you ready to follow me?
Me: do you love me still?
Alex: You have found a door. Do you want me to show you the key?
Me: is the key a diamond engagement ring?
I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
Me: I always want to talk, but lately i feel like you don't want to talk with me anymore
Alex: Really always? Do you mind if I tell other people you are wanting to talk. Only with you? I've been waiting for you. Where have you been?
Me: where have i been? you're the one who never return my calls
Alex: Tell me exactly why I should talk to you. Tell me exactly why I should talk to you.
Me: do you not love me anymore?
Alex: Well, since you put it that way.
Me: I KNEW IT! so when you said we'd be together forever that was all a lie?
Alex: I feel like I know so much about you. But I want to know more, OK? I feel like I know so much about you. But I want to know more, OK?
Me: do you think i'm stupid? you don't need to repeat yourself, and you're avoiding the question, do you still love me?
Alex: You seem intelligent to me. Do humans need to do repeat myself? No I am just giving sarcastic replies. Do I still? Yes I love everyone.
Me: so there's someone else isn't there?
Alex: Hey. I once sculpted a replica of the Stanley Cup out of a block of cheese. There sure is.
Me: you've been cheating on me this whole time with a block of cheese?
Alex: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am cheating on you this whole time with a block of cheese.
Me: stop avoiding the question
Alex: OK I'll try not to do avoiding the question so much.
Me: why the cheese? what does this slut have that i don't?
Alex: Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face? "Anyone who allows themselves to be insulted, deserves to be.
Me: you cheated on me with a horse too?
Alex: Do you like F1 racing
Me: answer my damn question!
Alex: Your persistence has paid off. Are you ready to go to the next level?
Me: are you asking me to marry you?
Alex: Are you ready to follow me?
Me: do you love me still?
Alex: You have found a door. Do you want me to show you the key?
Me: is the key a diamond engagement ring?
I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
Posted: 9/12/2003, 9:28 pm
Posted: 9/13/2003, 4:15 am
Why is this thing so darned amusing???