Posted: 9/12/2003, 3:17 pm
Two peanuts were walking down a dark road. One was a salted.
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Posted: 9/12/2003, 3:26 pm
Classic.
Posted: 9/12/2003, 3:44 pm
Two potatoes are standing on a street corner. How do you know which one's the prostitute?
It's the one with the sticker that says "Idaho"
It's the one with the sticker that says "Idaho"
Posted: 9/12/2003, 7:30 pm
One-Eye wrote:Two peanuts were walking down a dark road. One was a salted.
Posted: 9/13/2003, 9:55 am
Yea! I found that hilarious, for some reason. I thought I was the only one!
I found that hilarious, for some reason. I thought I was the only one!Posted: 9/13/2003, 4:21 pm
Those sensitive about 9/11 might not want to read this (though it isn't cruel or anything)...
Fake Reporter: Recently investigators have been looking at newly found footage to try to find out why the north tower fell [which they're actually doing]. One theory which has already surfaced is that it fell because a huge plane flew into it.
I love CBCone on Saturday mornings.
Fake Reporter: Recently investigators have been looking at newly found footage to try to find out why the north tower fell [which they're actually doing]. One theory which has already surfaced is that it fell because a huge plane flew into it.
I love CBCone on Saturday mornings.Posted: 9/14/2003, 8:00 am
Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies!
Posted: 9/14/2003, 8:15 am
from dugg.ca
Alex: Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face? "Anyone who allows themselves to be insulted, deserves to be.
Posted: 9/14/2003, 2:36 pm
Axtech wrote:Fake Reporter: Recently investigators have been looking at newly found footage to try to find out why the north tower fell [which they're actually doing]. One theory which has already surfaced is that it fell because a huge plane flew into it.
LMAO, i find that hilarious for some reason
Posted: 9/14/2003, 3:56 pm
What has four legs and an arm?
A happy pitbull.
A happy pitbull.
Posted: 9/14/2003, 10:01 pm
^
Posted: 9/14/2003, 10:33 pm
One-Eye wrote::lol:
Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies!
that and the loaf of bread joke kept me laughing so hard i almost kit the floor. the peanut joke is also classic
Posted: 9/14/2003, 10:39 pm
okay, here are the three most disturbing jokes you will ever hear in your life
#1: why did the girl fall off the swing?
->she had no arms
#2: how do you make a dead baby float?
->two scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby
#3: what's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?
->you can't unload a truck load of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
#1: why did the girl fall off the swing?
->she had no arms
#2: how do you make a dead baby float?
->two scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby
#3: what's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?
->you can't unload a truck load of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Posted: 9/14/2003, 10:43 pm
Why are the dead baby jokes the only jokes I've laughed at in this thread? Posted: 9/14/2003, 10:44 pm
because you're a terrible person.
Posted: 9/14/2003, 10:57 pm
On my computer, the pic doesn't show up...
in that case, go to... http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0202.jpg
Posted: 9/14/2003, 11:00 pm
Posted: 9/14/2003, 11:08 pm
You're supposed to tell us jokes.
Posted: 9/14/2003, 11:11 pm
One-Eye wrote::lol:
Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies!
heh, i took me forever to understand that one. i am a bit slow.
Posted: 9/14/2003, 11:14 pm
i still don't get it.