Jokes that shouldn't be funny but somehow are

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/12/2003, 3:17 pm

Two peanuts were walking down a dark road. One was a salted.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/12/2003, 3:26 pm

Classic.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/12/2003, 3:44 pm

Two potatoes are standing on a street corner. How do you know which one's the prostitute?

It's the one with the sticker that says "Idaho"

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 9/12/2003, 7:30 pm

One-Eye wrote:Two peanuts were walking down a dark road. One was a salted.

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 9/13/2003, 9:55 am

Yea!

I found that hilarious, for some reason. I thought I was the only one!

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/13/2003, 4:21 pm

Those sensitive about 9/11 might not want to read this (though it isn't cruel or anything)...

Fake Reporter: Recently investigators have been looking at newly found footage to try to find out why the north tower fell [which they're actually doing]. One theory which has already surfaced is that it fell because a huge plane flew into it.

:lol:

I love CBCone on Saturday mornings.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/14/2003, 8:00 am

Where do kings keep their armies?

In their sleevies!

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 9/14/2003, 8:15 am

from dugg.ca

Alex: Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face? "Anyone who allows themselves to be insulted, deserves to be.
:freak:

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 9/14/2003, 2:36 pm

Axtech wrote:Fake Reporter: Recently investigators have been looking at newly found footage to try to find out why the north tower fell [which they're actually doing]. One theory which has already surfaced is that it fell because a huge plane flew into it.

LMAO, i find that hilarious for some reason :lol:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/14/2003, 3:56 pm

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pitbull.

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 9/14/2003, 10:01 pm

Solidarity 9-6347 · Post by **Solidarity 9-6347** » 9/14/2003, 10:33 pm

One-Eye wrote::lol:

Where do kings keep their armies?

In their sleevies!

that and the loaf of bread joke kept me laughing so hard i almost kit the floor. the peanut joke is also classic

Dabekk · Post by **Dabekk** » 9/14/2003, 10:39 pm

okay, here are the three most disturbing jokes you will ever hear in your life

#1: why did the girl fall off the swing?

->she had no arms

#2: how do you make a dead baby float?

->two scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby

#3: what's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?

->you can't unload a truck load of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/14/2003, 10:43 pm

Why are the dead baby jokes the only jokes I've laughed at in this thread? :lol:

Dabekk · Post by **Dabekk** » 9/14/2003, 10:44 pm

because you're a terrible person.

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 9/14/2003, 10:57 pm

On my computer, the pic doesn't show up...

in that case, go to... http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0202.jpg

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 9/14/2003, 11:00 pm

...and now, for something interesting...

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page247.html

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/14/2003, 11:08 pm

You're supposed to tell us jokes.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 9/14/2003, 11:11 pm

One-Eye wrote::lol:

Where do kings keep their armies?

In their sleevies!

heh, i took me forever to understand that one. i am a bit slow.

Dabekk · Post by **Dabekk** » 9/14/2003, 11:14 pm

i still don't get it.