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Ah, don't worry. You're not alone.

Commitment is trouble. Get what you came for or leave, otherwise prepare to have your heart ripped open.

Yeah, don't be stupid and date people for a long period of time. Odds are the slut will constantly fuck with your head after she dumps you. God I hope Lauren dies.

I can't go as far as hoping he dies, but sometimes I just want to tell Matt to kiss my fucking ass.

Yeah, well, the only Matt we can love in life is Matt Skiba. Remember that.

I don't want Lauren dead as much as I want her out of my life. I guess I just mean dead to me.

My first kiss I got was from a horrible Truth Or Dare game and I soo didnt want to kiss the guy I had to...but I didnt and it wasnt pleasant experience.

Yea, I get what you mean.

(Matt Skiba = I am missing alk3's show here ... kill me now.)

This friend thread has turned into a "how would you like your ex to die?" thread.

BBQ please.

I can't even call him my ex, for fuck sake. This thread depresses me. I seriously suspect eternal damnation of some sort, on my part.

Ok...he's not really my ex either. But...what the fuck else am I supposed to call him?

how about "that damn bastard that should die through roasting"?

Yay!

I knew you would come through with a term for me

And one that rolls off the tongue too.

superrgirll wrote:

Baby Thief wrote:Just wanted to say that i have made a couple of friends... and i think one of the best looking girls might like me .... but i still really ahven't done anything outside of school... which really sucks.

Another thing that i really hate is that i keep on lying about how far i have gotten with girls. I haven't even gotten a kiss

oh my, for the longest time i thought you were a girl. guess not. my bad.

Yeah...didn't the info under your avatar say you were a girl yesterday? oy...I'm sorry

I assumed that as well. Something about "baby" that's ... feminine, I guess.

Meh, I still talk to two of my ex girlfriends. That is a pretty bad record, considering I've dated 6 girls. I don't know what happened to Elaine, I talk to Danielle, I heard Tammy has a few STD's now (heh), I think Suzy goes to Michigan, I don't talk to Stephanie because she hates me (pointless), and Lauren, she won't go away.

You're missing nothing by not talking to your ex's. They bring nothing positive to your life. At all.

Yeah, Justin IM's me when he is exceptionally bored and makes my head spin. It absolutely pathetic that I can't get up the courage, over IM, to just ask the fucking bastard about his fucking bastard like deeds. But no, I just sit there and talk to him about his stupid life in the Marines. Bah.

Yeah, my little sister gave me the name.

I wanted to use stealing babies, thief, 4am, and all my friends, but i couldn't fit all of that in one, so she told me baby thief

pickin' up chicks is easy. 97.954% of them have rock bottom self esteem so that makes them easy targets. even the hottest chicks in your school feel like shit about themselves.

if you prey on that, you'll have so many you won't know what to do with them all. trust me.

Oh believe me, I've consistantly scored out of my league when it comes to women. I love my luck, but I am afraid that it will run out soon, then I will be screwed for good. Each girl that I've dated has been too good looking to waste their time with me, yet there they were, dating me and doing naughty things with me. I can't complain, but it's pointless how they still won't talk to me. Heh.