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eff those pictures man, let's recap the best part of the VMA's in the last 20 years shall we?












k, i'm done.

I think it's safe to say that the lead singer of AFI is the scariest, palest motherfucker alive.

Rufus Wainwright wrote:I think it's safe to say that the lead singer of AFI is the hottest motherfucker alive.

DUDE, i totally agree.

was anyone else wondering where the hell beyonce's mic was?

Rufus Wainwright wrote:I think it's safe to say that the lead singer of AFI is the scariest, palest motherfucker alive.

i was thinking the same thing

7innocent wrote:was anyone else wondering where the hell beyonce's mic was?

Yeah, I was trying to figure out if she had one of those headset ones, but couldn't see it. Maybe it was invisible.

carnival_7 wrote:

Rufus Wainwright wrote:I think it's safe to say that the lead singer of AFI is the scariest, palest motherfucker alive.

i was thinking the same thing

wanan wrote:

7innocent wrote:was anyone else wondering where the hell beyonce's mic was?

Yeah, I was trying to figure out if she had one of those headset ones, but couldn't see it. Maybe it was invisible.

You know, most of the time, the performers don't perform, but rather lip synch. The two most obvious ones were Britney Spears two years with that Slave For You song or whatever, and Madonna's Vogue. Blatant lip synching.

Rufus Wainwright wrote:

wanan wrote:

7innocent wrote:was anyone else wondering where the hell beyonce's mic was?

Yeah, I was trying to figure out if she had one of those headset ones, but couldn't see it. Maybe it was invisible.

You know, most of the time, the performers don't perform, but rather lip synch. The two most obvious ones were Britney Spears two years with that Slave For You song or whatever, and Madonna's Vogue. Blatant lip synching.

Very true. Britney lip synched again for the opening with Madonna, but Madonna actually really sung and so did Christina I think. Come to think of it, any live performance of Britney's that I've seen (and no, I'm not a fan, just randomly catch her performances) she has lip synched. Even her HBO concert special. I actually thought Beyonce screwed up the lip synch at one point, but maybe I was just seeing things. I hate when singers lip synch. Live shows are great to see a little variation not studio recordings.

Her mic is sugically implanted in her boobs.

And how does one get a job testing said mic?

I'm sure it involves sexual favors

Damn. Wouldn't want to do that.

yeah, i worked a britney show in houston and she definitely lip synchs

Does she have a body double too?

the funniest part was jack black making fun of michael jackson whaen he thought he won an artist of the millenium award..and davey isnt scary looking, hes sexy, and he has great hair

Guess I'm the only one who enjoyed Metallica??? To me, the only parts of that whole show worth watching were Coldplay, Metallica, and Chris Rock. I'd just stop watching them, but I watch them every year with my mom. It's like a tradition.

Here's my insights:

1. "The Kisses" - wrong, it should've been Britney 'n Christina, Madonna ewww!
2. Chris Rock - funniest I've ever seen him
3. the performances kicked ass - coldplay is friggen amazing, mary j blige was good too
4. Johnny Cash + VMA = joke! MTV nominated him b/c they wanted to visit a different "area"
5. Queens of the Stone Age got ROBBED.....friggen AFI, horseshit. I would've settled for Common winning that award also.
6. What pissed me off were videos that have only been out for a few months were nominated/winning. Beyonce Knowles shouldn't have won SHIT.

Man, they hardly kissed, what is everyone getting so worked up about?