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Idealist wrote:and last but not least never ever let a 2 year old sit on your lap without a diaper on, regardless of potty training experience


this is true :nod:
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Idealist wrote:and last but not least never ever let a 2 year old sit on your lap without a diaper on, regardless of potty training experience



ewww
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Clumsy7Thief wrote:You should never listen to Lando...no matter how good his ideas sound :P



HEEEY!!! You're fired.


Let's all get naked and dance around the fire.
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You should never get naked and dance around a fire; your unmentionables might catch fire.
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That would be nasty
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Daiye Spa wrote:You should never get naked and dance around a fire; your unmentionables might catch fire.


its actually not as bad as one would imagine. I mean, getting used to the inexistance of my left testical took some time. But now that i think of it, it was worth a good laugh or two.
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But I'm sure you wouldnt want the rest of it to be on fire?

Flaming balls are no fun :( .
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you should never be born.

it all goes to hell from there.
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I'd have to disagree. You should never be conceived.
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Furious George wrote:But I'm sure you wouldnt want the rest of it to be on fire?

Flaming balls are no fun :( .

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!


















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Extra crispy
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You should never ever lick a cold metal railing in winter :freak:
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You should never, EVER wear this

Owwww.
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8O















That.......looks......rather..........good :drool: :drool:
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Post by Solidarity 9-6347 »

starseed_10 wrote:
Daiye Spa wrote:You should never get naked and dance around a fire; your unmentionables might catch fire.


its actually not as bad as one would imagine. I mean, getting used to the inexistance of my left testical took some time. But now that i think of it, it was worth a good laugh or two.


i actually know someone with only one testicle...so does bethany heh :evil:
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Johnathan wrote:8O

That.......looks......rather..........good :drool: :drool:


Would YOU wear it?
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yes. i own it


and I've heard quite a few stories of someone i know from grade school losing a testicle. no one knows if they're true though.
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Daiye Spa wrote:You should never, EVER wear this

Owwww.


You should never, EVER not wear this
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