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Posted: **7/6/2003, 3:52 pm**

I shot Jennifer Love Hewitt, shagged Charlie Chaplin (i like the silent ones in bed....), and married Andy Richter.

Posted: **7/6/2003, 5:28 pm**

*tapes his mouth shout*

Posted: **7/6/2003, 7:01 pm**

married buffy, shagged nicole kidman, shot neve campbell

Posted: **7/7/2003, 11:07 am**

You shot Clark Kent! You shagged Natalie Portman! You married Bob Vila!
^ fuck em he's superman he'll live ^ cause she's hot ^ cause i want a kick ass home, then....BAM divorce, running off with Portman.

Posted: **7/7/2003, 11:26 am**

You shagged The women of Friends! You married The cast of Monty Python! You shot Natasha!
^ foursome ................................... ^ hillarity ......................................... ^ who? :lol:

Posted: **7/7/2003, 12:28 pm**

You shagged Mandy Moore! You married Jessica Simpson! You shot Sarah Jessica Parker!

Posted: **7/7/2003, 12:36 pm**

You shagged Nicole Kidman! You shagged Drew Barrymore! You shagged Jennifer Lopez!

Posted: **7/7/2003, 1:00 pm**

Marry: The Magic Carpet :nod:

Shoot: David Hasselhoff... that picture's going to give me nightmares :neutral:

Shag: Bananas in Pajamas, those are some hot Pajamas

Posted: **7/7/2003, 1:37 pm**

Shot - Ayn Rand
Shag - Jennifer Love Hewitt
Marry - Reese Witherspoon (is this freakin FATE or what!?!?!?!?)

Posted: **7/7/2003, 2:07 pm**

Rob: Natasha is from Rocky and Bullwinkle

Posted: **7/7/2003, 2:10 pm**

Oh! That's who it was!

Posted: **7/7/2003, 2:14 pm**

Posted: **7/7/2003, 2:47 pm**

I shot some old man that I've never heard of, I forget who now.
I shagged Bozo The Clown.
And I married the Seven Dwarfs. I think they must be fairly rich if they're digging for precious gems and stuff, no?

Posted: **7/7/2003, 3:15 pm**

You shot Barry Manilow! <who wouldn't
You shagged Legolas! < :drool:

You married Bullwinkle the Moose! < he seems like a good provider

Posted: **7/7/2003, 3:47 pm**

Axtech wrote:You shagged Nicole Kidman! You shagged Drew Barrymore! You shagged Jennifer Lopez!

You so cheated. :mad:

Posted: **7/7/2003, 3:48 pm**

xonodoubt69 wrote:You shot Barry Manilow! <who wouldn't
You shagged Legolas! <
You married Bullwinkle the Moose! < he seems like a good provider

Am I the only one who notices the disturbing physical and vocal similarities between Barry Manilow and Clay Aiken of <i>American Idol</i>? Who wants to bet they've never been seen together, either?

The horror.

Posted: **7/7/2003, 3:55 pm**

Daiye Spa wrote:
Axtech wrote:You shagged Nicole Kidman! You shagged Drew Barrymore! You shagged Jennifer Lopez!

You so cheated.

Nah!

Posted: **7/7/2003, 3:59 pm**

You shagged Rebecca Romjin Stamos! You married The cast of Monty Python! You shot Hermione Granger!

Posted: **7/7/2003, 4:04 pm**

You married Oscar the Grouch! You shot Ozzy Osbourne! You shagged Reese Witherspoon!

You married Bill Clinton! You shot Wanda Sykes! You shagged The Little Mermaid!

You shot Bruce Springsteen! You married Carrot Top! You shagged Sarah Jessica Parker!

You married The Rock! You shagged Kate Winslet! You shot Cher!

You shagged Alicia Keys! You married Courtney Cox Arquette! You shot The Sultan!

You married Adolf Hitler! You shot The cast of The View! You shagged Monica!

You shagged Jennifer Lopez! You shot Ben Stein! You married Gandalf the Grey!

You shagged Nicole Kidman! You shot Counsellor Troi! You married Austin Powers!

You married The Three Stooges! You shot Craig Kilborn! You shagged Dark Angel!

You married Man in Black! You shot Toni Braxton! You shagged An Ewok!

Posted: **7/7/2003, 4:05 pm**

Axtech wrote:You married Adolf Hitler! You shot The cast of The View! You shagged Monica!

Seriously, I'd rather marry Hitler than the cast of The View.

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