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Posted: **6/14/2003, 7:29 pm**

elvis died on the crapper?? :wtf:

Posted: **6/14/2003, 7:48 pm**

That would be a bad way to go. He musta been having one helluva dump on order for it to waste him.

Posted: **6/14/2003, 8:02 pm**

If you strain too hard, you could pop an aneurysm. It happens more often than you might think. :freak:

Why do I know this stuff?

Posted: **6/14/2003, 9:42 pm**

maybe because you have a vast drive for knowledge?

Posted: **6/14/2003, 11:08 pm**

ew, like pit and the pendulum, that my friends, would suck.

oh, and if you were in a room and it starting getting smaller and smaller until you were squished to death, yeah that's another one of my fears.

Posted: **6/14/2003, 11:19 pm**

Didn't that happen in the original Star Wars?

Posted: **6/14/2003, 11:20 pm**

megxyz128 wrote:

oh, and if you were in a room and it starting getting smaller and smaller until you were squished to death, yeah that's another one of my fears.

I had a dream about that before but than again it was right after i got back from a wildwood and they had an amusement "ride" similar to that with the walls squishing you in

Posted: **6/14/2003, 11:20 pm**

Aerin wrote:Didn't that happen in the original Star Wars?

perhaps, i've yet to see a stars wars movie.

Posted: **6/14/2003, 11:44 pm**

you don't want to...waste of time...maybe money.

*stands around and waits for angry mob to linch <*

Posted: **6/14/2003, 11:57 pm**

The original trilogy was good.

The new ones can lick my ass.

Posted: **6/15/2003, 1:46 am**

actually i heard about a wall type thing, it closed and eventually killed you, but it was slowwer then you might think, it would begin crushing you one day and would take 2 weeks to fully come together, and as for the drowing, i'm a lifeguard and we learn that people think it's painful because your lungs burst, but the average person will pass out after the first minute, meaning they have a short period of panic then they pass out and die.......fire is much slower, and you also have a lack of air then because the fire consumes it all

Posted: **6/15/2003, 2:45 pm**

drowning is one of the most horrible experiences ever. and i have been through this so i know. well, i didnt DIE, because then i wouldn't be talking to you folks, but beleive me, its something i never want to go through again.

the worst thing is being out in the ocean with the current pulling you under, and becoming exhausted and knowing that you're probably going to die. alone. and not being able to breath...

Posted: **6/15/2003, 4:38 pm**

lora wrote:
happeninfish wrote:The worst possible way to die is to be tortured to death by a Mord-Sith

...or the way drefen attempted to kill cara.

True... but I think my way is more drawn out, ie. over a few weeks

But still... ugh.. that was a mighty creative one

for the unenlightened:

Lying chained on your stomach with a large pot upside down on your stomach. Rats inserted underneath the chained down pot. Hot coals piled atop said pot. The rats start getting too hot.... and dig their way out.

Posted: **6/15/2003, 4:48 pm**

Indeed.

Way to ruin it for any future SoT readers...

Posted: **6/15/2003, 4:55 pm**

Bite me, that's not even SoT

And Elvis died in the BATHTUB, you numpties!

Posted: **6/15/2003, 5:01 pm**

happeninfish wrote:Bite me, that's not even SoT

Not Stone of Tears. Sword of Truth, freeck.

Posted: **6/15/2003, 5:47 pm**

fine!

Posted: **6/15/2003, 6:04 pm**

Don't get mad. Get glad!

Posted: **6/15/2003, 6:14 pm**

Dork

Posted: **6/15/2003, 6:16 pm**

Hi, face

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what's the worst way to die?