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Posted: 5/27/2003, 7:28 pm
by happening fish
Sorry. I'm a lesbian now. I guess this means no more late-night escapades for us.
(by the way, this is the best thread EVER

)
Posted: 5/27/2003, 7:53 pm
by Joey
Was it seeing the horses so happy together that inspired your lesbianism?
Posted: 5/27/2003, 7:54 pm
by happening fish
No I just gave up on men, you must have missed that

Posted: 5/27/2003, 7:55 pm
by Joey
dammit .. so the horses are just an inspiration to me then ..
Posted: 5/27/2003, 7:56 pm
by happening fish
Apparently

Posted: 5/27/2003, 9:17 pm
by areusad831
horses are hot when they mate (bethany)
Posted: 5/27/2003, 9:37 pm
by sandsleeper
i used to have a pair of cockatiels. those things were so damn horny. they'd go at it 12 hours out of the day. the female would sqeak the whole time and when they were done the male would whistle the charge tune.
now that would have made some good pornos.

Posted: 5/27/2003, 9:38 pm
by Joey
I had a budgie .. and he used to hump his mirror .. I guess he found himself rather sexy

Posted: 5/27/2003, 9:39 pm
by sandsleeper
whoa... there's a complex for ya. yeah my lovebird used to hump the toy bird in his cage. my mom took it out cause she thought it was "indecent"
Posted: 5/27/2003, 9:49 pm
by Furious George
Well, for any of those out there embarrased by bizzare fetishes, just observe the animal kingdom and you will soon find out that such fetishes are quite normal. Well, except for humping your mirror, that's a little strange.
Posted: 5/27/2003, 9:52 pm
by Joey
My dog used to hump my cats

and my 2 cats (who were brothers by the way) used to hump each other too.
Posted: 5/27/2003, 10:12 pm
by Furious George
Whoa.... unexplicable.
Posted: 5/27/2003, 10:16 pm
by Joey
nah .. just having all 3 pets in heat at the same time .. just a lot of horniness

Posted: 5/27/2003, 10:57 pm
by Furious George
Oh ok I can relate. It's that feeling.. that feeling that you want to f*** everything in sight.
Posted: 5/27/2003, 11:03 pm
by Dr. Hobo
wow
what a great thread
lesbian horses.. birds humping each other.. birds humping mirrors.. joey's possibly gay cats.. bai (joey's dog) humpin the aforementioned possibly gay cats..
damn my bro for using the comp so much.. im missin out here!
Posted: 5/27/2003, 11:07 pm
by Joey
Yes .. my 3 male pets partaking in a threesome .. provided hours of entertainment

Posted: 5/27/2003, 11:09 pm
by Dr. Hobo
Posted: 5/27/2003, 11:12 pm
by Joey
Okay .. don't make me get started on what you enjoy doing with your webcam
*coughs*

Posted: 5/27/2003, 11:17 pm
by Dr. Hobo
webcam?!
i dont have such a thing!

Posted: 5/28/2003, 2:17 am
by curtman16
clumsy_congressman wrote:what's porn

Seeing Katie Holmes topless from "The Gift" was the last thing even close to porn that I saw

katie holmes topless
I look at porn on a regular basis; usually twice daily.