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Posted: 5/16/2003, 8:26 pm
by thirdhour
15% in nigeria? ok, fine, but what about mongolia? im quite the hot stuff there, you know!
I know you came up with the super-catchy name for the website
, but c'mon! mongolia is mine!
Posted: 5/17/2003, 6:54 pm
by Bandalero
ok, look, we'll restructure your contract at the end of the month. tell you what we'll offer:
15% of all viewing rights in Nigeria
10% of all viewing rights in Peru and
.05% of all viewing rights in Mongolia.
this sound fair?
Posted: 5/17/2003, 7:07 pm
by thirdhour
how boot no.
you're going to have to offer me something VERY good to get mongolia from me!
Posted: 5/19/2003, 8:30 am
by Bandalero
fine you get:
15% of all Nigeria viewing rights
20% of all Mongolia viewing rights
50% of all Canadian/US/Mexico viewing rights
and some hot action loving from your truly ONCE a week.
there that sound good to you?
Posted: 5/19/2003, 10:19 am
by thirdhour
crank up the last one and we've got a deal
Posted: 5/19/2003, 4:52 pm
by Bandalero
fine.....TWICE a week. (Man, now i'm not going to have any me time.)
Posted: 5/19/2003, 5:23 pm
by thirdhour
where are going to get time to keep up the website?
lots of people depend on my secrets, y'know!
Posted: 5/20/2003, 7:24 am
by Bandalero
i hired an army of penguins to do the job, because well, penguins rule, and i want a penguin when i grow up, that way me and Señor Penguino De La Rosa (sweet ass name huh?) can get dressed up (tux, bowtie and top hat) and pick up chicks. but yeah, they got that covered. don't worry, PETA is looking at it making sure it's cool, thay they get paid, and treated right and everything. so it's all cool, we just need you to pump out the secrets.