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no. i am however a hypocritarian

meaning of course that i eat hypocrites? i suppose i could...

maybe i would be a vegitarian if it werent for the fact that i hate vegitables. that would complicate things a bit. therefore i parade my lack of willpower.

Hmmmm

Oh come on, I am sure you could do it. You'd be surprised what can happen when you actually try. I have given up soda, self-gratification, and junk food since we broke up. I am actually being....healthy, instead of the slothenly slob you used to date. Funny how things change, eh?

How in the blue hell does Stubway smell like a garbage can?

no, reno is right. i'm starting to think that maybe subway's not so "fresh" as they'd have us believe.

but i'm sure there is one thing upon which we can all agree:

mcdonalds breakfast, should you be up early enough to eat it, rules.

Dabekk wrote:two words, extreme pita.

now that's good eating

nevr heard of that but I must say the Pita Pit is by far my fave fast food place. I think I've eaten 5 of them since friday mmmmmm

your own ghost wrote:no, reno is right. i'm starting to think that maybe subway's not so "fresh" as they'd have us believe.

but i'm sure there is one thing upon which we can all agree:

mcdonalds breakfast, should you be up early enough to eat it, rules.

so true. too bad i always sleep through it.

fast food is evil

i like all fast food places.

it's all i eat.

ewwwwwwww

stop saying Stubway. I gave up candy for lent. some interestic facts from a goldfinger cd pamphlet:

-number of people who will starve to death this year: 60 million
-number of people who could be adquately fed by the grain saved if americans reduced their intake of meat by 10%: 60 million
-amount you reduce your risk of heart attack by reducing your consumption of meat, dairy products and egg by 100%: 90%
-most common death in the u.s.: heart attack
-increased risk of breast cancer for women who eat meat daily compared to women who eat meat less than once a week: four times higher
- mcdonald's clown, ronald mcdonald, tells children: hamburgers grown in hamburger patches and love to be eaten
-mcdonald's clown, ronald mcdonald does not tell children: hamburgers are ground-up cows that have had their throats slit by machetes or their brains bashed in by sledgehammers
-original actor to play ronald mcdonald: jeff juliano
-diet now followed by jeff juliano: vegetarian
-number of animals killed for meat per hour in the u.s.: 500,000
-cost to render animal unconscious prior to slaughter with captive-bolt pistol so that process is done humanely: one cent
-reason given by meat industry for not utilizing captive-bolt pistol: "too expensive"

J-Neli wrote:

Dabekk wrote:two words, extreme pita.

now that's good eating

nevr heard of that but I must say the Pita Pit is by far my fave fast food place. I think I've eaten 5 of them since friday mmmmmm

I used to like pita pit but once I tried extreme pita (there are very few of them) pita pit seemed pretty bad in comparison.

me? or Dabekk?

oh. ok. yes, i am trying to give up meat. i hate steak and most forms of chicken anyway, so it shouldnt be that hard.

I want to give up meat too, but I don't know if I have the will power at the moment. Maybe if I cut back to eating it like two or three times a week instead, that could be a good way to ween myself off of it. I just wanna be healthy....

it would be easier if i also liked vegetables.

I like vegetables, it just has to be with ranch dressing. But then again, ranch dressing isn't good for you. So fuck.