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does anyone find this a little wrong to be forming a death wishlist?


no? ok just checking

anyways here's my 3
Nelly
Georgie "Prezident" Bush
Nickleback (and the rest of the bands thats sound like the same singer plays for all of them ie. Creed, puddle of mud, theory of a dead man etc...)

damn you J-Neli... i like puddle of mud kinda and i like theory of a dead man

I like Puddle of Mudd too

no... they should die
well not literally but die from the music industry

I HATE puddle of mudd. I think they should go boil their heads in some battery acid.

all singers who dont have enough talent to make the big leagues on their own so they have to go on shows like american idol and torture us wit thier horrible singin

How about just the people who decided to create American Idol?

The people who create the "girls gone wild" videos and then promo them during all my favorite shows!

(and I don't even watch porn! ...usually.)

we might as well kill snoop dog or whatever his name is while we are at b/c he is in those promos and annoys me a lot.

Are these promos an american thing? Or am I just completely clueless here?

If they are, I'm moving to Canada.

well i mean they are not the worst thing in the world but can get a bit repetitive after the first watch.

Well, of course, you're a guy.

so i am told.

kimmy

my top ten list of people who should die: for today. *caution this is going to get dirty*

10. the Person who thought it was a good idea to advertise tampons on tv - you got issues...i'm watching football and a comercial for tampax comes on during the game. women know they need them...ok? no need to advertise your wares on public tv. i don't give a shit if they got wings or not.

9. John Madden - i can live without hearing this bastard again...and his 800 football video games should be burned. *BOOM*

8. Fred Durst - pussy...I bet you didn't even try to get into Britney's pants.

7. Cortney Love - Jesus Christ...that "i'm a trashy whore" look is so 1990's

6. Both Nominee's of the 2000 US presidential election - Shit for brains Vs Studdering Jackass...let's get some real fucking nomanies...guys with balls! guys that sadamn and Obl look at and go...um...naw man fuck that...we'll fuck with the next president...this guy's dun gonna whoop my ass.

5. The dude who started the reality show fad - i got to put up with this shit forever now because of this guy...thanks...motha fucka.

4. Jesus freaks - hey your ____________________ that's awsome, do me a fucking favor...keep your filthy religion to yourself, i'm catholic, i'm always going to be catholic, leave me the fuck alone or your going to be the one that needs "saving".

3. the dude that always comes to my neighbors house and honks - hey fat ass, get down and knock...you need the excercise, i hear you honk one more time and i'm going to get that cowbell that's hanging off the front of your truck and beat it into your skull

2. Texas Governor Rick Perry - you fucking dipshit...you've been in office for a while now, and your just realizing now that you've got a 10 billion dollar budget shortfall...godamn dude, get a real job, 25 years as a "public servant in Austin" and you don't know shit about serving anyone. 10 billion gone and i don't see where a single penny went.

1. the parents who oppose dodgeball/fights in schools/competitions that have a winner that don't include your child - your the number one reason for today's "Pussification of America" your so godamn concerned about sheltering your kid from the "evils" of the world that your making the future look pretty shitty for all of us. nothing wrong with a game of dodgeball every once and a while. kids are kids, they beat each other up everyday, but if you keep sheltering your kid, they're just going to gang up and kick your kids ass all day everyday...until that little wus takes your gun to school and shoots someone with it. back in my day, we had balls and would fist fight. we learned to fight in order to defend ourselves. no weapons, no mommies, just the good old fashion kids kicking each others asses while the others made a circle around them blocking the teachers from stopping it. there's nothing wrong with that...kids take thier whoopings, sit in the princpal's office a while, cool off, and that's that...back to class. as for this no valedictorian/class favorites bullshit....please. let's celebrate the fact that someone is the best in the school by giving them the title valedictorian....hell, because they deserve it, i'm not even sure if i'm spelling the damn thing right or not. that's impressive. as for the favorites thing...hey...so your kid isn't the most popular kid in school, nothing to get uptight about, kids have their clicks or whatever the hell they call them and there is always going to be someone who your punk is going to envy in some way shape or fashion. even the popular kid is jelous of the kid who's grades are so kick ass in school that he got a new vette from his parents, while he's driving around in a 1989 plymouth sundance.

there it is, my top ten for today...maybe tomorrow i'll throw up a new 10. anyone offended please take it up with me ASAP. thank you.

Dude, tampons NEVER have wings. That would be just... weird.

and very uncomfortable.

and reno_ruelas, maybe your school was less strict, but for our school for fighting, you get 6-7 demerits and probably ISS (in school suspension) if not regular suspension. its not that easy.

and for the valedictorian thing, our school doesn't have it because some girl COMMITTED SUICIDE over it.

and don't call Gore a studdering jackass, he never was president so you dont know if 9-11 or any of this would've happened with him being president.

reno_ruelas wrote: 1. the parents who oppose dodgeball/fights in schools/competitions that have a winner that don't include your child - your the number one reason for today's "Pussification of America" your so godamn concerned about sheltering your kid from the "evils" of the world that your making the future look pretty shitty for all of us. nothing wrong with a game of dodgeball every once and a while. kids are kids, they beat each other up everyday, but if you keep sheltering your kid, they're just going to gang up and kick your kids ass all day everyday...until that little wus takes your gun to school and shoots someone with it. back in my day, we had balls and would fist fight. we learned to fight in order to defend ourselves. no weapons, no mommies, just the good old fashion kids kicking each others asses while the others made a circle around them blocking the teachers from stopping it. there's nothing wrong with that...kids take thier whoopings, sit in the princpal's office a while, cool off, and that's that...back to class. as for this no valedictorian/class favorites bullshit....please. let's celebrate the fact that someone is the best in the school by giving them the title valedictorian....hell, because they deserve it, i'm not even sure if i'm spelling the damn thing right or not. that's impressive. as for the favorites thing...hey...so your kid isn't the most popular kid in school, nothing to get uptight about, kids have their clicks or whatever the hell they call them and there is always going to be someone who your punk is going to envy in some way shape or fashion. even the popular kid is jelous of the kid who's grades are so kick ass in school that he got a new vette from his parents, while he's driving around in a 1989 plymouth sundance.

Damn right... those commies have a death wish.

Emily wrote:and don't call Gore a studdering jackass, he never was president so you dont know if 9-11 or any of this would've happened with him being president.

That doesn't change the fact that he's a jackass.