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65946789413. i like rice

69. im useless

One of the major theories concerning why early humans starting farming instead of the more lucrative hunter-gathering lifestyle, is because they craved mind-altering substances, and the only way to make beer is to farm it.

so beer is responsible for modern society? I KNEW IT!

I feel like dancing ... my avatar dances ... *watches it* SHAKE IT BABY!! ...

3113. The people that work at Subway are called sandwich artists.

*does the Airman's Line*

#F72

Camel's milk does not curdle.


Thank you Snapple cap.

ha... why did i read that as Caramilk does not curdle....?

The human brain weighs around 3 pounds (Snapple cap)

#45346457 - You cannot lick your own elbow..



(how many of you just tried to lick your elbow?)

~*alana*~

#784398241-The Blue Wahle

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads and
you wonder why the ocean is so salty...pass it on.......don't swallow the water

why don'tcha put that one under a thread called "Things You Really Don't Want To Know"

hahaha no doubt...

hey i just saw sweet home alabama yesterday.

23098423. If you switch around the letters in Christina Aguilera's first name, it spells Anti-Christ.

All of you probably knew that, but I found it amusing...
considering I'm not religious...
yeah.

No it doesn't.

i dion't understad how masturbation causes blindness

It doesn't.

but why do i hear it everwhere