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Join Al Jeffaida today!

help true freedom fighters wage Jeffhad against the infidels!

infidels! banish yourselves from this topic or face further concequence!

we've got to organize a protest! a boycott! we will have our forum back!

Hmmm. I think this has gone a bit too far, no?

it can never go too far.

not until jeffism is restored to this message board. it's clear from the demockratic poll above that the public is not pleased with the actions of the cruel infidels and their opressive regime.

overthrow! revolt! we will have victory!

Uh. Huh.

Who made you dictator, incidentally?

that's a secret. i'll never reveal it. never! no amount of torture can make me talk!

CM this is your last chance! biological weapons of death will be unleashed! i'll fly planes into forum threads! i'll spread anthrax among your avatars!

i'm not kidding! surrender is your only hope!

What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?! Well, go ahead. Do your worst!

wow that was lame

i'm going to hijack some threads! and crash them into other threads!

millions of posts will be lost!

all the threads will have to be locked and restarted! and when they ban me, i will return, more terrible and glorious then you can ever imagine! jeffhad will be won!

walklikeawinner wrote:wow that was lame

"My worst, eh?! Smithers, release the Robotic Richard Simmons!"

would have been the correct response.

no. for i am not lame like thee.

Oh! Jeff hath scorned me! I shall die! DIE!

Come on, people. Grow the fuck up. This is an OUR LADY PEACE message board. If you want to talk about Jeff so badly, why don't you create a Jeff message board?

it's funny because it's true

oh. and we'll grow the fuck up when you LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.

ok, but enough screwing around. quite seroiusly - why has the jeff forum been erased? jeff & i & others had plans to overhaul it and make it cooler then ever. i'm curious as to why the "powers that be" felt it had to go.

something i don't think a lot of you get is that being one of "jeff's groupies" or a member of "Al Jeffaida" is not like some screwed up way to build up jeff's ego. the group of us aren't groupies, we're just people who mostly have the same views and a similar sense of humour. jeff posts a lot and so he sort of became our mascot. but we don't actually worship him. i for one just think it's funny how bent out of shape some of you get over jeff.

it's got nothing to do with ego. going back to that keyshawn quote.. if you have a problem with jeff, then you have a problem with yourself.

seriously though - if you don't like jeff, or any of us jeffites for that matter, why don't you stop and ask yourself why? it's not like we're mean. we don't cause trouble. we just want to have a laugh and make friends.

please - why was the forum deleted? and why do people have a problem with jeff?

damn that robot richard simmons!

BAN. him!

walklikeawinner wrote:it's funny because it's true

Wow. I am in awe. So, tell me why you need TWO message boards devoted to your honor, Jeff?

And I will try to lighten up, but I will remind you that it was you three who jumped down my throat for voting "no" on your poll in the first place.