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"Talking is just masturbating without the mess." The first time I heard that I was like "GAH! OLP has gone all nasty!" Then the more I listened to it, the more sense it made.

The first time i heard that line was on the car-ride home after just purchasing the cd. I had popped it into the cd player and was looking out the window as my mom was driving home and there's Raine's voice: "Talking is just masturbating without the mess". My eyes almost shot out of my head. My mom was like, "Did he just say..." and I tried to cover it up. I was like, "Nah he didn't...NO WAY...come on mom, you're so sick minded." And then I tried to explain some lame thing about how they'd never do that, let alone sing about that, and I KNOW she didn't buy that one. Just as I finished trying to cover up that one, you hear Raine in the background, "Everyone you meet today is just so fucking vain." She just laughed...and I turned beet red. Masturbation is never a good carride topic with the parents...

Lesson learned: Whenever I pop that cd in while my mom is in the car nowadays, I always skip the second track.

This isn't really a song but it's funny as hell... "M. Good V. M. Trolley"



* piano playing *

Matt :

how the hell does that guy do it?
its impossible
because the trolley's down here
like down here

* piano playing *

you cant get back
you gotta look
how are you supposed to pick up chicks if you gotta look at what your doing
it's impossible
see, it cant be done
no human being can play that
it's gotta be like
two midgets or something

So, I wanna live in a wooden house
And making more friends
Would be easy

ahh..I love coldplay.

heheheh. Has anyone heard the Tenacious D album? It's really damn funny.

"i wish that i was anywhere, with anyone, making out"

that caught my by surprise the first time

"i feel like i just ate my young"

so did that

"You both deserve a good time, in every position that I can think of."
-Fenix Tx, Threesome

superrgirll wrote:"You both deserve a good time, in every position that I can think of."
-Fenix Tx, Threesome

that song is soooooooo great

"Well she put food in my mouth and she threw me on the bed
And she cut off my balls and she sewed 'em to my head"

Butthole Surfers - The Lord is a Monkey

the sign said yoga class for cats

"Don't shave to high, you'll regret it later." Sloan - Autobiography

"I'm like the rest of them
With our thumbs up our asses
If you call I will come
But I'm about as quick as molasses" Sloan - Deeper than Beauty

That Chris Murphy has some clever lyrical tricks (hear: The Life Of A Working Girl)

The Life of a Working Girl is a [cough] masterpiece.
Chris Murphy is beyond bitchin'.

He's quite talented. I think he deserves a little more praise for his writing.

Mmm. Patrock.

"I ate Italian in Germany." Sloan - Same Old Flame

Junkimunki wrote:"and the joke is when he awoke is his body was covered in coke fizz"

yeah i always said what the fuck when i heard that too

"talking is just masturbating without the mess"
the first itme i heard it i wasnt really paying attention and i was like WHAT did he just say?!?!?!?! then i listened to it again and i was like, umm... i didnt really think about what it meant until later when i reaised for the infinitieth (is that a word?) time that raine is a GENIUS

"Can we forget about the things i said when i was drunk, I didn't mean to call you that."
-Lit, My Own Worst Enemy

"And after this there's just the circus, and every morning your carnie heart stops working" MGB Running for Home

"Is she perverted like me, would she go down on you in a theatre"
You oughta know - Alanis morrisette

when that song came out i didnt understand why they used to bleep out that part... Finally like 3 years ago it came to me

Well........this is pretty obvious, but Shakira "lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains"

Riiiiiiiiight.