Which Game Character Would Win In A Death Match?

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 7/12/2002, 11:59 am

Sure, he can beat him with a skatboard,
but Gordon Freakin' Freeman could blow a hole right through it and let loose a Head Crab on his ass!

teelow · Post by **teelow** » 7/12/2002, 6:26 pm

KIRBY? That guy is a fruit! Sure he can flya and eat anything but jeez...Kirby??!?! :|

All I need is a needle and *POP* :nod:

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 7/12/2002, 6:30 pm

Hehe! I wonder if any enemy ever though of poking Kirby with something sharp.

aspiritualjunkie · Post by **aspiritualjunkie** » 7/12/2002, 9:48 pm

Lando wrote:who would vote for kefka! he's a bad guy with a crazy laugh!

hey ryan's home from staples!

His laugh kicked ass! It's the weird ones you have to watch out for...... That's why I watch out for you Lando.

And I thought my name was Agatha?

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 7/12/2002, 10:18 pm

tony hawk....... that guy is like 40 years old

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 7/13/2002, 11:12 am

Yeah. And he still had a killer run at the X-Games. That's pretty impressive.

*vote Freeman*

sanders020 · Post by **sanders020** » 7/17/2002, 4:34 pm

Auron, because hes a pimp

rAiNeBoW · Post by **rAiNeBoW** » 7/17/2002, 11:28 pm

it was hard between auron and duke... auron is so sophisticated, GOD I MISS THAT GAME.... but who can aregue with

"it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and i'm all outta gum" ??? i mean, really!

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 7/17/2002, 11:32 pm

"it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and i'm all outta gum"

that line is from the greatest movie of all time not a video game, so then those game bastards stole it from the movie!

actually the line in the movie goes
"i have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass.... and im all outta bubblegum"
close enough tho, damn thieves

rAiNeBoW · Post by **rAiNeBoW** » 7/17/2002, 11:34 pm

really? damn! oh well duke neukem quotes it, they should be honored!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/18/2002, 1:28 am

Nukem's a fag

The Post Modern · Post by **The Post Modern** » 7/18/2002, 5:24 am

Solid Snake from Metal Gear could take them all.

liam · Post by **liam** » 7/18/2002, 7:04 am

auron would kick everyone's ass cause hes the wisest... and he's woop ass with his sword

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/18/2002, 7:50 am

Auron's a paedophile. If you haven't been paying attention to the FF online communities (which I watch from a far but don't take part in), everyone pairs Auron with Rikku. That's, like, paedophilia and necrophilia.

liam · Post by **liam** » 7/18/2002, 8:10 am

thats kind of funny but i think the reason for that is rikku is just useless she doesn't do much for the team. so put her with auron cuz auron can kick major ass

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/18/2002, 8:31 am

Rikku sucks and is useless when you get her, but then when you DO use her she gets her stats up really quick on the sphere grid. Plus, she uses Al Bhed potions and those're great.

rAiNeBoW · Post by **rAiNeBoW** » 7/18/2002, 9:58 am

RIKKU IS THE best!!!!!!

AND HEY!!! LIKE WHERE'S CRASH BANDICOOT? he's a classic!!!!! you can't beat a dingo! (he's a dingo right?) and he comes with funky music and a hudibaga!!! hellooo? :wtf:

liam · Post by **liam** » 7/18/2002, 10:07 am

i wasn't a fan of the last Crash Game, infact i found very, plain!

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/18/2002, 10:15 am

rAiNeBoW wrote:RIKKU IS THE best!!!!!!

AND HEY!!! LIKE WHERE'S CRASH BANDICOOT? he's a classic!!!!! you can't beat a dingo! (he's a dingo right?) and he comes with funky music and a hudibaga!!! hellooo?

Crash is a bandicoot XD.

I don't like Crash. Dingodile is better!

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 7/18/2002, 10:22 am

Yeah! The Auron fans are coming out. :mrgreen:

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