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Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:35 am
by Neil
Dancer next door? Wtf program is this...
*begins to watch*
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:36 am
by Neil
Laurel. You're uber-hot. Landon's a lucky douche.
If he touches another woman when he moves to Toronto. Or Norway. Or Zimbabwe. Or wherever the heck he's going.
I'll kill him for you.
Wait. He can touch as long as he paid first. Right?
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:36 am
by Neil
Run away. Make haste. To get laid! To get laid!
I jacked that from Medicate by Breaking Ben.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:38 am
by Neil
Do I ever cross your miiiiind... anytime?
Do you ever wake up reaching out for me?
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:39 am
by Neil
Miley Cyrus needs to get the 'eff off tv. For real. I'm sick of looking at her.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:40 am
by Neil
Fact: If you look at me close enough... I'm pretty sure my nose is not straight. I got sucker punched. My senior year of high school. Breaking up a girl fight.
I heard the dude that punched me went to jail. Serves him right. Fucker.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:41 am
by Neil
If I bowl at least a 230 next weekend... will one of the CM girls send me a topless photo?
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:42 am
by Neil
Hi Laurel. And Landon. I heart you two!
I'd make a gay ass heart with my hands right now. Just for you two. But I just can't bring myself to do it.
Wait. I apologize for using the g-word. I saw the motivational commercial on TV today. That's a bad word to use inappropriately.
Oh. And Laurel. For being drunky I think I'm spelling pretty good. Soooo... yeah. I'll stop there. Cuz you rock.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:44 am
by Neil
How many CM'ers are afraid to take a poo anywhere other than home? Inquring minds want to know.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:45 am
by Neil
When I'm a walkin... I strut my stufffff. And I'm so strung out. I'm high as a kite. I just might. Have to check you out!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:45 am
by Neil
That John Denver is fulla shit.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:46 am
by Neil
November 5th. 1955.
The date Dr. Emmitt Brown invented time travel.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:47 am
by Neil
I'm eating Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles. O. M. G. Orgasm.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:48 am
by Neil
I'm excited to be a dad. I wanna make a baby!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:49 am
by Neil
Wow. My gas smells like the great depression. Wtf does the great depression really smell like? Ass? Rotten eggs? A mix of rotten eggs and my breath?
Speaking of which... I need to find that dog!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:50 am
by Neil
I miss Cass!!!!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:51 am
by Neil
I love my mom. Kinda more than my dad. Is that bad?
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:52 am
by Neil
I should really go visit my deceased grandparents' grave site. Maybe tomorrow! I haven't visited there since the day I got back to Minnesota.
I sat there and cried. Apologizing to my grandpa for not being here when he passed.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:53 am
by Neil
OMG! I just pulled a hair from my ear. That takes fucked up to a whole new level.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:53 am
by Neil
Mixed drink numero dos! Dos? Dos? Ok typing it more than once doesn't make it look right or wrong.