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Posted: 2/15/2009, 5:52 pm
by Lando
Darth Wenus wrote:Your blow up doll doesn't count as your girl friend dude.
no no johnny. this can easily be solved by asking the age old question "what's the sound of one hand clapping?" and the answer is... it's the sound of Johnny whacking it, just like every other night. See, you had two parts right, the "blow" and yeah laurel could be called a "doll" it's a nice complement, used often back in the 40s and 50s more so than now, but the up part... well, let's just say she went another direction.
Neo wrote:And if you're hands are the busy part then clearly you have other issues that need to be addressed....
*cough* B.D.S. *cough*
oh well all I can say about that is you used the wrong form of "your"
actually I lied, there's more. I do have big dick syndrome (b.d.s.) but I don't really consider it a syndrome though... and I've never heard the girlfriend complain!
score:
Lando: 2
Neil + Johnny: Zero and one hand clappi...er whacking.
sadly... it's only one of their hands, but it's servicing both of them...
Posted: 2/15/2009, 5:56 pm
by laurel
i think i should get some points out of this too!
Posted: 2/15/2009, 6:08 pm
by Johnny
me too!
Posted: 2/15/2009, 6:09 pm
by laurel
no. no you shouldn't.
Posted: 2/15/2009, 6:10 pm
by Johnny
I just can't win!
Posted: 2/15/2009, 6:25 pm
by laurel
correct.
Posted: 2/15/2009, 6:38 pm
by Johnny
Curse you!
Posted: 2/15/2009, 8:29 pm
by Neil
Dammit Lando! You mod'd my post!
And "big" isn't the B in that syndrome. I'll go ahead and concede and let you believe so. I want you to stick to having that warm and happy tree feeling. Haha
And Johnny keeps hitting on me on Xbox Live. I've been wondering about him lately.
Posted: 2/16/2009, 2:56 am
by Lando
how could I mod your post? I'm confused!
and yeah neil we all know johnny's a closet homo.
Posted: 2/16/2009, 2:59 am
by Neil
Lando wrote:how could I mod your post? I'm confused!
OOoooh.... slut magic? Maybe?
Posted: 2/16/2009, 4:45 am
by Lando
NICE. I like sluts!
and magic!
Posted: 2/25/2009, 1:18 am
by Gimme_Shelter
when did they put those two things together?
and why did nobody tell me
Posted: 2/25/2009, 6:47 am
by Lando
dude, i'm just finding out, you know i would've told you when i found out!
Posted: 2/25/2009, 12:46 pm
by crustine
wow we digress again
It is true that girls learning abstinence are at an increased risk of stds. There is also that group that rebels and has a pregnancy pact as they did in NJ a few years back. What was it 17 girls pregnant at once and they didnt care about the fathers ( some of them were street people) just so they could be mothers raising their children together. Me thinks that a wee bit of education could have perhaps stopped this tragedy.
Posted: 2/25/2009, 2:03 pm
by Neil
It would've taken a great deal of education with those girls. All it takes is one girl... It's all down hill from there. That was just plain nuts.
A horrid way to go about 15 minutes of fame...
Posted: 2/25/2009, 3:02 pm
by nikki4982
How the heck did I miss THAT happening?!?
How old were these idiots?
Posted: 2/25/2009, 5:21 pm
by myownsatellite
I think they were HS juniors and seniors although I could be wrong. What fucking morons.
Posted: 2/25/2009, 11:33 pm
by nikki4982
*sigh* It's one thing when it's accidental. But that's scary.
Posted: 2/26/2009, 7:03 am
by Dr. Hobo
its for people like them that the darwin award is given out every year
Posted: 2/26/2009, 7:17 am
by AnnieDreams
But they're doing the opposite of Darwin-ing! They're breaking the rules!