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Posted: **1/7/2009, 7:55 pm**

Unless it was on a legal document, you have no evidence to support your story. I'm afraid that verbal agreements do not vertify as an official act of the law.

Therefore, your supposed crown of dairy is pending. We'll get back to you with more information as it becomes available.

Posted: **1/7/2009, 7:56 pm**

...You're weird.

Posted: **1/15/2009, 3:41 am**

... says the "Dairy Queen"!!!

Posted: **1/15/2009, 6:53 pm**

I AM THE QUEEN!

Posted: **1/15/2009, 7:31 pm**

I AM THE KING!

i mean....wait....

Posted: **1/15/2009, 7:40 pm**

uh oh

Posted: **1/15/2009, 7:51 pm**

Sammy, you have a penis?! Isn't it easier to dig a hole than to build a pole?

Posted: **1/15/2009, 9:08 pm**

hahahaha

i'm the figurative kind of king! or, like, the second queen! or something

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