OLP play Festival of Lights

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 5/16/2008, 8:20 am

ive tried.. they have a policy about sending like.. people

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/16/2008, 5:52 pm

Get your mom and dad you ship you back!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/17/2008, 2:45 am

"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear
any Chanukah songs.
Here we go..."

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 5/17/2008, 4:33 am

haha good ole adam sandler :nod:

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 5/18/2008, 7:34 pm

When I first saw that they were playing the Festival of Lights, I went "Aww, we have to wait until DECEMBER FOR THIS CONCERT?!"

Then I saw the dates and went "GODDAMMIT WHY'D THEY HAVE TO DO IT WHEN I'M GOING TO BE OUT OF THE COUNTRY!"

Post by **faninor** » 6/5/2008, 12:31 am

Is anybody going to this? Because I may have some recording gear I can loan out -- would like to hear it if they play anything new. And hell, even if they don't, they're doing this show without Joel so it is either down to 4 members or they have someone else playing with them now. Either way should be interesting.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 6/5/2008, 8:03 am

Well I looked into it, and it would be like $700 round trip for me to fly there.
And with the price of gas, driving will soon be the same. If I find a cool seat sale or something then it might be different, but it's too pricey for me.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/5/2008, 9:39 am

im going

but im not gonna record anything :nod:

Post by **faninor** » 6/5/2008, 11:11 pm

Random Name wrote:Well I looked into it, and it would be like $700 round trip for me to fly there.
And with the price of gas, driving will soon be the same. If I find a cool seat sale or something then it might be different, but it's too pricey for me.

Yikes, that's insane!

Post by **xjsb125** » 6/6/2008, 4:37 am

That's sad that it costs less for me and I don't even live in Canada!

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 6/6/2008, 9:12 am

Hahaha yeah pretty much. For whatever reason I'd have to fly from here to Halifax or Montreal first and then to Charlottetown. Lame.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/6/2008, 9:22 am

i was going to ask that actually.. because in that case it'd almost make sense for it to cost that much