Open Letters to People and Things You're Mad At

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 6/23/2006, 9:41 am

Dear Canadian post office,

Where in the hell is my order that I placed almost 2 weeks ago? The last time I ordered something from there it took maybe 3 or 4 days max. If it does not arrive today I may have to go postal on you.

Pun intended,

Russell

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 6/23/2006, 1:14 pm

Random Name wrote:Dear Sarah,

You are dumb.
A quilt?! Who makes a quilt?! Whats wrong with you.
Why would you think you could finish this on time? Its clearly not possible.
Have fun spazzing out. And don't say I never told you so.

-Sarah

awww *hugs* Do you think it's really not possible to finish it... we don't want you to get all stressed trying to get it done in time. And have you received Nikki's squares yet?

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 6/23/2006, 2:33 pm

Dear post office,

It appears that you have my letter on here and the package has arrived safely.

Best regards,

Russell

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 6/23/2006, 2:35 pm

Kathy wrote:
Random Name wrote:Dear Sarah,

You are dumb.
A quilt?! Who makes a quilt?! Whats wrong with you.
Why would you think you could finish this on time? Its clearly not possible.
Have fun spazzing out. And don't say I never told you so.

-Sarah

awww *hugs* Do you think it's really not possible to finish it... we don't want you to get all stressed trying to get it done in time. And have you received Nikki's squares yet?

I was totally spazed out at the time. You can talk to Nikki for evidence. She was there. But its all worked out now.
I've just got to finish it is all... :freak:

And to continue with the point of this thread,

Dear "Sexy Rexy",
You better be sexy as suggested in your name. I don't want to have to sue over false advertising. Which means you better have the goods.
<3 Sarah

Hope · Post by **Hope** » 6/23/2006, 4:59 pm

Dear the stupid lineman who called Offsides when it really wasn't,

you suck. i hope you burn in hell. a nationful of people hate you.

bye.

-Jenny

Post by **saman** » 6/23/2006, 5:56 pm

Random Name wrote:Dear Sarah,

You are dumb.
A quilt?! Who makes a quilt?! Whats wrong with you.
Why would you think you could finish this on time? Its clearly not possible.
Have fun spazzing out. And don't say I never told you so.

-Sarah

lol awww. my offer still stands, sarah. if you need any help, i can offer my assistance. i have no idea how to make a quilt, but i do have a fair bit of experience with sewing.

in other news, dear boy who works in the store across from mine:

you are hot.

sincerely, saman

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 6/23/2006, 6:34 pm

Dear Delmar Drivers:

OMG IT'S SPRINKLING I MUST TURN MY HIGH BEAMS ON AND MY WINDSHEILD WIPERS UP FULL SPEED AND GO 15 MILES AN HOUR OR I'M GOING TO DIIIIIIIIE!

That right there is my impression of you when it sprinkles.

FUCK YOU.
Megan

magicseamonkey · Post by **magicseamonkey** » 6/23/2006, 6:46 pm

Dear UPS,

Why do your drivers constantly drive by my apartment building while I'm home, yet those drivers who have the packages I now have to drive 15 minutes to retrieve don't come until 15-30 minutes after I've left for work?

Brian.

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 6/24/2006, 8:34 pm

dear work,

this is what happens when you suck. two o0f your staff members that work on sunday decide to go to the bar together the night before. then we come to work hungovewr, and...uh...are unproductive. YEAH! TAKE THAT!

i swear to god i don't drink, my dear manager.

love laurel.

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 6/24/2006, 9:28 pm

My co-workers are almost always hung over when they come in to work on Saturdays and Sundays.

So most of our time is spent sitting around. I read, they groan and moan about how hungover they are.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 6/25/2006, 11:23 am

Dear brother:

Why was there no ac adapter with nintendo (original)? Now I can't play and I have the biggest itch for mario I.

-Me

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 6/25/2006, 4:29 pm

Dear me,
I am not fond of you. I am alos not fond of who hit that poor dog on the side of the road. That was an awful site to see, made all the worse because the poor thing looked like mine. You jackass.
Rusty.

christa lynn · Post by **christa lynn** » 6/25/2006, 9:14 pm

Dear clouds,

Go the fuck away. I want to observe Kuiper Belt Objects!!

Thanks much,
~Christa

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 6/26/2006, 4:36 am

Dear Family,
Everyone of you left for work without me this morning. Thanks a lot. Now I have to get a $20 cab cause you are all idiots. I hate you much-ly and hope you get fired out of this instead of me.
With rage,
Sarah

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 6/26/2006, 4:40 am

As a follow up to that,

Dear Family,
Are you aware that it is now raining? When I wrote the last letter it wasn't. Now it is. Walking? Not an option. All because you wanted to speed off to work. Here's a big fuck you, and I hope you drown in a puddle.
Still enraged,
Sarah

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 6/26/2006, 6:24 am

dear dumbass drillers,

i would really appreciate it if you would stop drilling every freakin day. i got no sleep last week cause you decide to drill when i want to sleep and then today you start drilling after i've been asleep for 2 freakin hours. if this happens again tomorrow, I AM GOING TO DRILL YOUR FACE!!!!

xoxo,
apparently the only person in collingswood who sleeps past 7am in the summer.

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 6/26/2006, 1:59 pm

dear my 'friends':

you suck.
you are unsupportive.
you are mean.
you are condescending.
you are no better than i.
and i don't really like you right now.

more later, when i'm feeling more enraged.

:katie!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 6/26/2006, 6:45 pm

Dear Sun,

Quite pouring down the hotness and bugger off! >:O

Hot'n'sweatily your's,

-Johnny

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 6/26/2006, 6:51 pm

Dear rain - feel free to visit all week long, but please send your friend "sun" to see me on Saturday.

mmkthx

~Kathy

magicseamonkey · Post by **magicseamonkey** » 6/26/2006, 7:21 pm

Dear Drunk Fuck Who Hit My Mirror,

Fuck you. I hope you get alcohol poisoning and fall down 3 and a half flights of stairs before you're stopped by an angry bear who uses you to sharpen her teeth and claws.

Love,
The White Malibu on Prospect Ave You Hit Last Night.

also

Dear Fellow Street Teamers from Ohio,

Boo at you taking the two Damone spots for Warped in Chicago. I had already submitted my lie to my boss. Granted, I have options, but still. Boo.

Regards,
Brian