The Story Game Thread v2.0

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 2/14/2006, 12:03 am

And Dogs.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 2/14/2006, 12:03 am

He was a good character though.

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 2/14/2006, 12:03 am

I'm pretty sure Billy Buttons folded under peer pressure to have premarital sex.

Is that a good character?!?!?!!?!?!?

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 2/14/2006, 12:10 am

closeyoureyes wrote:I'm pretty sure Billy Buttons folded under peer pressure to have premarital sex.

Is that a good character?!?!?!!?!?!?

I'll have you know that Billy Buttons fought the good fight. That is untill Thelma showed showed him her birthmark on the bottom of her right baby toe. It gets him everytime.

ANYWAY, I'll have you know that Joe Cool certainly is no fraidy cat. No women, or dog could ever get the best of small town Joe Cool. No, Joe really is as cool and collective as his name suggests. In fact, Joe Cool had his heart set on Thelma. That is, untill she slept around with every member of the kamosuto-no-Jutso and Yellow Darts motorcycle gang! Heart broken, Joe Cool fled into the mountians.

*tear*

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Post by **faninor** » 2/14/2006, 12:10 am

Little did Thelma know that Elle couldn't be eliminated simply by Joe Cooler's willing away of reality. Elle was very pissed about Thelma's oversexing of every bike gang member before she'd had a chance to beat a single one up. What a whore!

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 2/14/2006, 12:13 am

Thelma killed elle. And then fled after Joe into the mountains! She had to tell him she was a schizophrenic with multiple personalities, so that he wouldn't judge her and love her for who she was!

Post by **faninor** » 2/14/2006, 12:29 am

In the mountains Thelma met a bear. "Hello bear," she said.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" said the bear.

"Oh no, I'm fucked! And not the good way!" thought Thelma.

Then a hunter came and killed the bear. Thelma was so grateful she decided to go back to the hunter's cabin and sleep with him.

Post by **faninor** » 2/14/2006, 12:30 am

Joe Cooler wrote:Just then, a very powerful CMer named "Joe Cooler" who seemed to have the ability to bend any story to his will, decided the current story was rather blasé, and wrote out each and every single character, location, sub plot, porn bot and reference to starbucks that existed to date. (Oh the horror!) In the previous story's place, Joe Cooler recreated the universe, and placed two characters within it named Billy Buttons and Thelma Thweetheart. What is important about Billy and Thelma is that Billy happens to be part of Kamosuto-no-Jutso, a rival motorcycle gang to the Yellow Darts, who coincidently enough, just recruited Thelma. Joe Cooler also wrote in various security features to his story (it was hard), which would essentially block every and all attempts to return to the previous story. Also note that there are no loopholes. None.

Oh my goodness, what happens next.

Disqualified, that was more than 8 lines! And you said no loopholes.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 2/14/2006, 12:33 am

faninor wrote:
Joe Cooler wrote:Just then, a very powerful CMer named "Joe Cooler" who seemed to have the ability to bend any story to his will, decided the current story was rather blasé, and wrote out each and every single character, location, sub plot, porn bot and reference to starbucks that existed to date. (Oh the horror!) In the previous story's place, Joe Cooler recreated the universe, and placed two characters within it named Billy Buttons and Thelma Thweetheart. What is important about Billy and Thelma is that Billy happens to be part of Kamosuto-no-Jutso, a rival motorcycle gang to the Yellow Darts, who coincidently enough, just recruited Thelma. Joe Cooler also wrote in various security features to his story (it was hard), which would essentially block every and all attempts to return to the previous story. Also note that there are no loopholes. None.

Oh my goodness, what happens next.

Disqualified, that was more than 8 lines! And you said no loopholes.

Your thinking sentances. My addition was cleary no more than 8. At least on MY browser it shows up that way.

Post by **faninor** » 2/14/2006, 12:37 am

It was more than 8 lines when you typed it into the reply box. Don't deny it.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 2/14/2006, 12:42 am

Thats a blatant lie and you know it. Perhaps your computer is to sucky for modern day resolutions. 640-480 is so ages ago!

Post by **faninor** » 2/14/2006, 12:58 am

Joe Cooler wrote:Thats a blatant lie and you know it. Perhaps your computer is to sucky for modern day resolutions. 640-480 is so ages ago!

Hah nobody will buy that! The textarea input is a fixed size.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 2/14/2006, 1:06 am

Yes well I believe it's "text area" not textarea. Thus your mistake, nullifies mine.

Post by **faninor** » 2/14/2006, 1:09 am

False. The html code is <textarea>

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 2/14/2006, 1:13 am

So then why did you not put the "<>" in the quote. Then everyone would have known. Your error.

Post by **faninor** » 2/14/2006, 1:19 am

You're right, you win.

NOT!

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/14/2006, 7:29 am

Josh = right.

PS. You guys completely ruined the story and now it's boring.

MAKE IT GO BACK!!!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/14/2006, 10:31 am

Bad Karma Johnny and his counter part One Stub Jonny need to make a special guest appearance. :nod:

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/14/2006, 11:55 am

YES!!! That could save this story!!!!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/14/2006, 6:51 pm

Could? It will save the story!