The stupidest things you've heard some one say...

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 1/8/2006, 10:53 pm

(now that i've read the article, i know that the above egg wasn't very well done.)

edit: (and by above i meant the egg before i was pagebabied.)

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 1/9/2006, 2:11 am

Gah. I'm sooo hungry. And now I want Eggs Florentine sooooooo bad (yes, it's not Eggs Benedict... it's better!!!).

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 1/9/2006, 2:12 am

Oh yeah, and to go along with the actual thread topic...

"If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

Anyone who gets that is awesome.

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 1/9/2006, 8:26 am

bush wrote:Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop."

DUBYA: So what state is Wales in?
CHURCH: It's a separate country next to England.
DUBYA: Oh, okay.

bovine · Post by **bovine** » 1/9/2006, 11:17 am

Raine: You're all real people, right?
Me (listening to the CD): No Raine, we're all robots...bloodsucking robots. KILL, KILL, KILL! :yannic:

(now a vote, which quote is more stupid?)

:::troy:::

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 1/9/2006, 11:34 am

bush wrote:Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop."

DUBYA: So what state is Wales in?
CHURCH: It's a separate country next to England.
DUBYA: Oh, okay.

this really happened? :wtf:

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 1/9/2006, 11:42 am

bovine wrote:Raine: You're all real people, right?
Me (listening to the CD): No Raine, we're all robots...bloodsucking robots. KILL, KILL, KILL!

(now a vote, which quote is more stupid?)

That quote bothers me and makes me laugh EVERY TIME I listen to that album. Silly Raine.

Soozy · Post by **Soozy** » 1/9/2006, 11:44 am

When I was working in the US:

Customer: Where are you from?
Me: England
Customer: You're doing so well with the language.

Different customer: Where are you from?
Me: England
Customer: Is that in Canada?

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 1/9/2006, 11:51 am

Wow. Some people amaze me.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 1/9/2006, 1:04 pm

what really happened:

Customer: Where are you from?
Sooz: England
Customer: You're doing so well with the language.
Sooz: Thank you. You're not.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 1/9/2006, 1:09 pm

Ahahahahahahhaah I'd love to see Soozy say that to someone. :lol:

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 1/9/2006, 5:12 pm

(BK is a popular newfoundland forum/journal site)
"Stephen Hawkins... what's his BK name?"

My friend Kathryn is famous for accidentally insulting herself.
"Kathryn, you look like an idiot."
"Shut up, I am an idiot!"

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/9/2006, 7:45 pm

"And she was like, 'wait, are you a virgin?' and I was like 'not anymore!!'" *victorious arm pump*

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 1/9/2006, 7:47 pm

nikki4982 wrote:
bovine wrote:Raine: You're all real people, right?
Me (listening to the CD): No Raine, we're all robots...bloodsucking robots. KILL, KILL, KILL!

(now a vote, which quote is more stupid?)

That quote bothers me and makes me laugh EVERY TIME I listen to that album. Silly Raine.

oohh... that has always bugged me! :nod:

I thought it was just me

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 1/9/2006, 10:27 pm

when i was teaching in ireland:

grade 2 kid: wow...you have GREAT english for being from canada

me: thanks :lol:

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 1/9/2006, 10:34 pm

starseed_10 wrote:
bush wrote:Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop."

DUBYA: So what state is Wales in?
CHURCH: It's a separate country next to England.
DUBYA: Oh, okay.

this really happened?

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/education.phtml

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/geographer.phtml

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 1/9/2006, 10:36 pm

bush wrote: Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

oh dear... how exactly is this guy still alive?! :lol:

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 1/10/2006, 1:48 pm

"How do you flush a condom down a toilet? isn't that like, a building?"
no, dear, thats a condominium.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 1/10/2006, 1:59 pm

Grampa Simpson?

Dabekk · Post by **Dabekk** » 1/10/2006, 6:11 pm

nikki4982 wrote:"If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

Anyone who gets that is awesome.

word.