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so today, i checked credit card sigs. they matched!

Yay!

The CM: making the world more secure.

I thought our mission was to destroy the world one person at a time? *holds gas can*

Hmm... maybe we can do both?

so...we have to make the world more secure...yet destroy it one person at a time.....*sloshes gas around Bush's house*

lmao

Canadians are good at burning down the white house.

1812, baby!

Damn right!

Aww, but it's such a pretty house... can't you just burn him instead?

Axtech wrote:1812, baby!

...i....swear to god...that's the only war i remember from all my history classes. i just found it so funny.

edit: because like....we storm into the white house...eat their dinner, which is lying on the table all set up nicely, then burn the place....my god. \m/\m/

Rusty wrote:so...we have to make the world more secure...yet destroy it one person at a time.....*sloshes gas around Bush's house*

that's so gonna get the CIA's or the secret service or some sketchy organization's attention

Sweet. They'll read the CM and perhaps we'll all get nice new white jackets!

i want a straight jacket!! i've been comparing prices for them

Okay so, once my last payment goes through and i have more than 30 bucks worth of credit on my card, I'm going to go grocery shopping at the store that has those self checkout things and write something stupid on the signature line to see what happens. Oh yeah, I'm that badass.

The Superstore has those.

The Superstore moved into town about a month ago. It is huge. That is all I have to say.

Also, someone got their neck slit outside of it a couple nights ago. Ugh.

So today at work this couple was buying something and they each bought different stuff and put it on the same credit card but they each signed and I wanted to be all "OMG CREDIT FRAUDE!! YOUR SIGS DON'T MATCH" But that would be stupid. None the less, I thought of the CM <3

My mom wanted me to sign a check she was cashing for me, and I told her I was too lazy and that she should forge it instead. She said "but katie, they'll notice" and i said, "oh no they won't."

I thought of the CM and laughed. And, in the end, she just forged it for me, because I'm that lazy.

Um... cheques are different than visa purchases.

In fact, due to the fact that we can't verify signatures, we don't cash third party cheques at my bank. Signed or not.

The post office wouldn't let my mom forge my signature today. They wanted to see ID. So I had to get dressed (after having just changed into my jammies for bed about an hour earlier) and go to the stupid post office to pick up a t-shirt.

Why the freak did they send my t-shirt registered mail?!

i used my debit card yesterday and they asked for my id. they didn't check my signature though :O just made sure my id matched my card. ...that actually happens to me 99% of the time as opposed to checking my signature.

i also used it at 4 diff stores yeaterday and only one ided me.

you get id'ed when you use a debit card?