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Posted: 6/10/2005, 4:49 pm
by Waiting to Exist
Hahahaha, that's awesome.
Posted: 6/10/2005, 10:30 pm
by Rusty
Waiting to Exist wrote:Actually, he should have called twice.
Is your friend dead?
Actually my friend is the girl, I've only met her boyfriend all of once. She says once he was done he just kind fell asleep and stayed asleep for a while.
Posted: 6/10/2005, 10:32 pm
by Waiting to Exist
Dare I ask what she did?
Posted: 6/10/2005, 10:34 pm
by Rusty
You know... I didn't ask I was rather afraid of the answer. She's the one that taught me that underwear comes with puffy pom poms and even a scratch and sniff variety. I have some interesting discussions in law class.
Posted: 6/10/2005, 10:41 pm
by Waiting to Exist
Please tell me she isn't your law teacher.
Posted: 6/10/2005, 10:43 pm
by Rusty
Of course not. My law teacher just tells us how once you hit 20 your metabolism goes to hell, and that she used to be a size 6, and guys would chase her down.
Posted: 6/10/2005, 11:39 pm
by Bandalero
Odio La Cabra wrote:I had a friend who used to get an erection at the sound of my voice....
he thought I sounded like a porn star
you sound like an annoying lizard breath to me.
Posted: 6/11/2005, 3:07 am
by nikki4982
Rusty wrote:My law teacher just tells us how once you hit 20 your metabolism goes to hell
Your law teacher is a smart woman.
Posted: 6/11/2005, 9:37 pm
by happening fish
so i've got nine months to lose like 30 lbs? crap
Posted: 6/11/2005, 9:53 pm
by Rusty
Odio La Cabra wrote:I had a friend who used to get an erection at the sound of my voice....
he thought I sounded like a porn star
That is sick...
Call me *winks*
Posted: 6/11/2005, 11:21 pm
by Bandalero
happeningfish wrote:so i've got nine months to lose like 30 lbs? crap
take hoodia.
Posted: 6/12/2005, 1:13 am
by nikki4982
Wha?
Posted: 6/12/2005, 1:21 am
by Bandalero
supposedly there's this plant(might be a root) from Africa called hoodia that supresses appitite. i saw it on 60 minutes or something like that. they're mass producing it and making pills from it.
Posted: 6/12/2005, 1:40 am
by nikki4982
Ahhh, I see.
Posted: 6/12/2005, 6:26 pm
by Rusty
In bio we learned about carnivores plants. There's this one that grows on a mountain and it once got so big, it ate a whole full grown rat!
Posted: 6/12/2005, 6:56 pm
by Waiting to Exist
Like... on command, or what?
Posted: 6/12/2005, 9:54 pm
by nikki4982
That's... frightening.
And some pretty random spam... even for this board.
Posted: 6/12/2005, 9:55 pm
by happening fish
Goddamn, my parents leave me to fend for myself for three days, and I subsist on a diet of italian cream desserts and flatbread with cheese because it never occured to me to go grocery shopping, and I manage to gain five pounds
Posted: 6/12/2005, 11:13 pm
by nikki4982
Woah, that's a lot.
Though, you actually fluctuate a few pounds every day... so I guess it's not really. Just sounds it.
Posted: 6/13/2005, 5:47 pm
by Rusty
Waiting to Exist wrote:Like... on command, or what?
No. It grows this viny thing and then it inflates itself once the vine touches the ground. Soon it inflates big enough and a flower pops open with a demonish sound. then it forms a bowl and fills with rain water. Then animals fall in and drown, then it dissolves and absorbs them. *shudders*