I hate people that walk slowly. I have hall rage

Trying to go through the halls at my school makes me angry. First there is the groups of people that stand in the halls. Then the people that walk slowly and have those wheely bags and have the longest arms in the world. Then there are the grade 9s. The grade 9s who havn't learned that lockers are assigned for a reason. They have these huge backpacks, backpacks that hit me as I walk down the hall. Every so often though, I have a bad day, and then people suffer. The halls clear quickly for me, and if you're stupid enough to be in my way you won't be for much longer. Now it's time for story. At the end of a very bad day I was in a bad mood. I went to my locker eager to escape the prison that is called a highschool. Upon approaching my locker, a noticed a gaggle of girls. A gaggle that was crowded around my locker. Being polite failed, and I was answered with "ummm, look who this guy thinks he is, were having a conversation here you mind?!" Then they turned their backs on me. Well clearly I needed my books and my coat from that locker, so I just walked right into their little cirlce and opened my locker. Followed by the exclamations of "look at this guy moving his fat ass in here mmmm no, geez some people are so rude." Then my friend shows up and is also forced to fight his way into his locker just two down from mine. So after getting my stuff from my locker, I left and my hopes of a quick escape from the school were dashed as I saw herds of grade nines standing in groups. Yes every one of them with huge backpacks. It was a real battlefield out there. So I started walking and they saw me coming, perhaps they felt safe in their large groups and seeing as I was only a lone 11th grader they didn't seem to inclined to move. In fact many of them felt it would be oh so funny to spin around and hit me their large bags. Well a guy can only take so much. The next guy that tried that I grabbed his bag and launched it in the opposite direction of where he was swinging. He did a couple 360's before spinning off into the lockers. Then another grade 9 coming at me, trying to impress his friends tried to knock me out of the way with his shoulder as he walked by. Well when you're built like a stick, hitting the guy coming from the school gym, it isn't the guy who came from the gym thats moving. So off he goes, into his friends because he couldn't even make my shoulder twitch. Finally I had reached the stairs! I only needed to proceed down 3 flights and I was home free. Alas, the stairs were crowded with those having conversations on them, and people not following the arrows. Well off I go trying to go down the stairs fighting the rush of people coming up through the narrow gap between the conversations. Well all is going well. Until you have those, that decide to push you down so the crowd will move faster. Then after finally getting out of the school in one piece, I'm outside, and it all starts over again. Except replace the stairs with a hill, and lockers with fence.