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I really appreciate nightmares. Usually because I will remember them, so they seem more entertaining than my other dreams that I don't remember. So the next day when I'm thinking about them, I'm usually like "SWEET, that would make a cool movie!"

So I had a nap today.
I guess this is the best way to describe this dream:

I was dreaming that I was standing behind a man dressed in black and all I could see was his waist. I woke up from that to realize that I was not in my room, and was lying naked half off the bed on the floor next to the door. I was undergoing my usual sleep paralysis and could not move even though I was awake, and was trying desperately to keep calm and wait for it to wear off even though the door was open and I was naked and I could hear approaching footsteps. I woke up from that and told my friend Mal about these weird dreams. I woke up from that and I was in my room and there was a random girl standing there who told me she was a friend of my floor fellow's and gave me her number to call if I ever needed to talk to her. I woke up from that and was actually finally awake and very very very confused.

happeningfish wrote:So I had a nap today.
I guess this is the best way to describe this dream:

I was dreaming that I was standing behind a man dressed in black

JOHNNY CASH!!!

...no. i know who it was.

He's the man in black though!

and so is randall flagg.

yeah but we're comparing Randall to Johnny here... no contest!

i slightly messed up my stephen king reference, anyway.
so.
you do win.

woohoo! Gotta go play Hockey. Im out!

I thought Johnny Cash when I read that, too.

That's because we both defended how awesome Johnny was one night on the hub, then you went and downloaded a bunch of songs you hadn't heard in a long time!

I still need to download a lot more Cash.

I dreamt that I was walking down a road at night and i went to cross it and this white car swerved through the intersection, and the driver got out and a cop started chasing him and I somehow got caught in an alley with them and the guy knifed the cop. I was afraid. A lot.

For you to remember your dreams so well, it actually means you're not in a very deep state of sleep.

are you tired often? do you feel like you're only half as rested as you should be after a long sleep?

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I dreamt I went on a vacation... but back in time and for thirty years.

Then I stayed with this 14 year old boy who stole a bunch of cds for me.

Thie is such a "17 year-old dream." Last night, I dreamed that Hockey came back, but some players couldn't return because they had contracts in Europe or something so the Leafs held an open try-out, and I got Bryan McCabe's spot on the team, which is wierd because he was my line-mate.
So yeah, that's it.

There weren't boobs in that dream at all!

Oh, and I dreamt that someone was telling me I should talk more to this french person and I said oh no their english is already really good and then i humiliatingly realized that they meant i should speak FRENCH with them because apparently my verbs were "all wrong". It was embarassing.

you know you're watching too much CSI when you dream that you've solved a classic murder case with Gil Grissom, while being a teenage crackhead mother.

*turns off TV for the first time in days*