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myownsatellite wrote:I'm going to be away for two weeks starting tomorrow! Just so you don't think I fell off the face of the earth

Off to Jolly Old England?
Eat an Eel Pie for me!!

Enjoy!!

Noooooo thank you!

myownsatellite wrote:Noooooo thank you!

That's ok. That's my lifes dream, not yours.
How about you pick me up a dead parrot?

Again, going to be a no on that one!

Get a video of yourself crossing Abbey Road while walking on your hands.

eat some spotted dick

and bubble and squeak

Thanks to Sand for hooking me up with the favicon and instructions for installing it. Kelli is back home now. Thanks for all the well wishes, she is on bed rest until baby hatching time.

hey matt
sorry to hear about kelly, i was really late reading that.

glad everyone is well

Kelli's pregnant? I assumed it was Krystal (no idea if that's the right spelling). I can't imagine Kelli pregnant at all, she's too teeny. I'm very glad she's ok and demand babie pictures when the time comes

Aw thats good stuff, glad to hear it.

Sooz, swing by Heather's MySpace page, she has some great pictures of Kelli there.

People still use Myspace??

She looks gorgeous.

Only less classy people use it. Or that's what I hear.

I wonder what that says about us who use both?

Does it really matter who uses Myspace or Facebook? The crap's both the same.

No it doesn't matter. At all.

It's still a very interesting sociological study. If you look at corporations and how they're trying to use social media to do business, they join Facebook, not Myspace.

That's because facebook has more readily available commercial opportunities and the continued rise of facebook is rapidly increasing at an exponential rate as opposed to the linear progression of myspace visitation.

My cousin is a fool and here's why"


- drug addict; crystal meth was her drug of choice and has done very drug known to exisit.

-Ran/runs with a gang, who she calls her friends, even though those friend beat the poo out of her.

-Got knocked up and originally didn't know who the father was since she is a whore and is looser than a Bangkok hooker.

-Ended up wanting to use the baby to keep he father in her life, and the father himself is a piece of trash and belongs in prision.

-Acts/speaks like a 12 year old and is extremely selfish

-Has been declared an unfit mother and lost her baby when he was born. Her parents were awarded custody.

-Says she can take care of herself, but she literally needs mommy and daddy to give her the basic neccesaties of life.



And now, some idiot native social worker, who took a six week social services course at the local community college, says that she is now capable of being a responsible parent to the Garret, which is the baby. Now, my idiot cousin wants to take the baby and move away to the city, JUST TO GET THE FATHER BACK SINCE HE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER OR THE KID!!



Pretty effed up sitiation eh?

Yeah it is. But it happens to good people. She'll either learn from her mistakes or she won't. Hopefully it won't be the latter.

I just think of my good friend and all the shit she has been through, and it is essentially her fault and no one else's. And yet she's one of the best people I know. Weird how that works.

A lot of good people aren't smart enough to make the right decisions or even have proper control of their lives though.