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Posted: 3/5/2008, 11:33 pm
by saman
ugh. i don't feel so good
Posted: 3/6/2008, 6:58 am
by Kicker774
Henrietta wrote:I decided that it's either better to be drop dead gorgeous or really ugly. In between pretty people get screwed.
If it's any consolation I've never been one to go for the drop dead georgous high maintenance types.
Give me natural beauty any day.
Posted: 3/6/2008, 6:58 am
by Kicker774
saman wrote:ugh. i don't feel so good
What do you expect when you eat tuna that expired 2 weeks ago?
Posted: 3/6/2008, 8:00 am
by Kicker774
I practically never get sick but the guy I work with in this little 10 x 10 glorified wiring closet has been hacking up a lung for the past 2 days.
Now I'm started to get a little itch my throat and congestion in the cockles of my lungs.
*Goes to see if they have Vitamin C water in the vending machines*
Posted: 3/6/2008, 9:04 am
by Dr. Hobo
saman wrote:ugh. i don't feel so good
feeling + good =
feeling + good + not =
Posted: 3/6/2008, 9:22 am
by Kicker774
Actaully wouldn't feeling + good + not =
Posted: 3/6/2008, 10:56 am
by Dr. Hobo
when its someone else i tend to feel bad
if its me, however, then yes.. either that or a shrug or a
Posted: 3/6/2008, 2:27 pm
by Johnny
I accidentally spilt hot Tim Horton's coffee onto my peen today.
It really burned.
Posted: 3/6/2008, 2:33 pm
by beautiful liar
I know all about Tim Horton's burns, after working there. I have a scar on my arm from someone putting coffee on a back burner, while leaving the empty front-burners on
Posted: 3/6/2008, 2:37 pm
by Dr. Hobo
nice.. :|
idiot!
Posted: 3/6/2008, 3:07 pm
by Johnny
peen burns are the worst.
Posted: 3/6/2008, 3:54 pm
by Dr. Hobo
i'll take your word for it
Posted: 3/6/2008, 4:07 pm
by Random Name
saman wrote:ugh. i don't feel so good
no! feel good!
Posted: 3/6/2008, 7:30 pm
by myownsatellite
Johnny, why was your peen out while you were drinking hot Timmy Ho's coffee? Was Timmy Ho giving you too much pleasure?
Posted: 3/6/2008, 9:30 pm
by Johnny
Masturbating vigorously WHILST drinking their cappaccino makes it sooooo much better.
Posted: 3/6/2008, 10:25 pm
by saman
Random Name wrote:saman wrote:ugh. i don't feel so good
no! feel good!
*feels good*
i went to the dentist today and got some cavities filled. first time i've had a dentist do anything with my teeth in more than ten years. it was...intense.
Posted: 3/6/2008, 11:22 pm
by myownsatellite
Johnny wrote:Masturbating vigorously WHILST drinking their cappaccino makes it sooooo much better.
Interesting. I'll have to try that sometime! I'll just make sure I don't spill any coffee on my hoo ha.
Posted: 3/7/2008, 2:06 am
by Henrietta
Weird convo.
Posted: 3/7/2008, 2:11 am
by Lando
What!? I thought it was normal........
Posted: 3/7/2008, 8:08 am
by Johnny
It is normal around these parts now.