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I think if you ever pulled me over I'd pee myself.

Good!

If I let you molest me, would you let me out of a ticket?

Naw, I'd charge you with bribery and attempted sexual assault and bring you in.


I'd be Nicholas Angel yo.

Darn.

So. I showed up to work wearing two different shoes today. Yeah. That's the kind of week it is.

i know those weeks well.
i'm kind of having one now.

saman wrote:

Dr. Hobo wrote:

Johnny wrote:Would that person be Kruno?

yeah.. kruno may have had it (i forget if my mom made it then) and i know for sure sammy had it

i did? when was this? i remember nachos, but i don't remember salsa.

it was on the nachos along with the store bought stuff

Henrietta wrote:So. I showed up to work wearing two different shoes today. Yeah. That's the kind of week it is.

Just tell them their supposed to mismatch.
Thats the newest fad.

Just make fun of anyone wearing those big furry boots with their pants tucked in. Tell them to get with the times.

You should also get a "Frankie Says Relax" shirt because retro is in.

Dr. Hobo wrote:

saman wrote:

Dr. Hobo wrote:

Johnny wrote:Would that person be Kruno?

yeah.. kruno may have had it (i forget if my mom made it then) and i know for sure sammy had it

i did? when was this? i remember nachos, but i don't remember salsa.

it was on the nachos along with the store bought stuff

oh. well, they were really good nachos. kudos to your mom

saman wrote:

Dr. Hobo wrote:

saman wrote:

Dr. Hobo wrote:

Johnny wrote:Would that person be Kruno?

yeah.. kruno may have had it (i forget if my mom made it then) and i know for sure sammy had it

i did? when was this? i remember nachos, but i don't remember salsa.

it was on the nachos along with the store bought stuff

oh. well, they were really good nachos. kudos to your mom

my mom just made the salsa. the rest is all me! i make nachoes for everyone at home cuz they all suck at it

I want to go back to the hospital so I can check out the nurses again.



omg, there was this cute med student working in the clinic yesterday too.


She had excellent conditions for motorboating.

Johnny needs a set of boobs to play with all day.

Will man boobies work?

So no one can wear boots with fur to work. Well except me. But I can't TO work. Cause I have to wear a skirt and nylons every day. But you get the idea.

So sorry Jillian, this week blows mighty ass!

I don't do man boobs!

Henrietta wrote:So no one can wear boots with fur to work.

So Fur = Murder
but Cowhide/Snakeskin = Perfectly acceptable?

i've been drawing for pretty much the entire day today. my behind is numb from all the sitting down and my eyes are going slightly cross-eyed. and the depressing thing is i didn't even get very far with my drawing D:

Why is cowhide or snakeskin acceptable?

Uhm I attract guys that I don't like. Its my burden in life.

You said no one could wear boots to work with fur on them.

So I assumed that boots made of leather were acceptable.

I only wear clothes that are made out of baby seal skin. I just can't seem to get used to my baby seal skin underwear. :I