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on the doorknob

have you ever refused to answer the phone

Yes.

Have you ever wished it were an hour later?

sure

telephone?

is it for me?

have you ever had really super cool mittens?

Yes. I have ones that looks like tigers. they'll eat your face.

Have you ever had the experience of someone refusing to be seen in public with you because of what you were wearing?

YES
It was great,

Have you ever not wanted to see a movie because you had such a pure hatred of Orlando Bloom?

No

Have you ever refused to see a sequel because the main character wasn't the same actor as in the original? (my friend did that to ne before)

yes

have you ever supposed to have been in class this very instant but woke up with a terrible headcold just like you knew you would, and thus are refusing to get dressed and brave -40 weather and have instead elected to stay at home, drink lemon tea, and do some nice quiet homework?

Yes, Yes I have
Does your tummy?

noooooo you got outposted now my giant sentence is dead

No....?

Have you ever wondered why the rest of you can be so cold but your hands freezing?

no

have you ever wondered what the hell rusty is on tonight?

always....

have you ever spilled something on a computer and completely wrecked it?

No.

Have you ever said cold when you meant to say warm?

i once dropped my laptop in a vat of Coke. does that count?

have you ever willingly ate something that gives you the runs?

have you ever been hit by a car?

No.

Have you ever wondered why Alex never actually answered the last question?

Have you ever changed the subject?

Yes.

Have you ever wondered why you just can't top talking for some desperate need of acceptance?

No. But then again, I don't actually understand that sentence.

Have you ever wanted to start an exercise class, and fell asleep and missed it?