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nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/26/2005, 5:42 am

That's umm... disturbing. :wtf:

Anyway, Yannic, you should really start seeing a gynecologist if you're sexually active. It's a good idea even if you're not, but even more important since you are.

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Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 10/26/2005, 7:18 am

Yeah I thought you were supposed to go when you turn 21 or become sexually active.

Yeah...I haven't gone yet. Woops.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/26/2005, 7:20 am

Me neither. Woo!

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/26/2005, 7:40 am

Me neither.

:eek:

But yeah, as far as I know, burning is usually something you should have checked out.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/26/2005, 7:42 am

It's actually 18 or sexually active.

You girls are in for a treat! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

... and by "treat", I mean... it's really not fun. But it's still important.

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/26/2005, 7:43 am

they stick things up there :no:

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/26/2005, 7:44 am

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 10/26/2005, 8:04 am

I know. I've been putting it off and just hoping that the time I get married will come before I need to go. But when my mom thought I was going to go off the insurance at 22, she flipped out and planned this whole "steal me" thing and take me there. Unfortunately for her, they called ME to confirm the appointment and since I had never heard of it, I said HECK NO! So now I have till I'm 23. Or married. WOO!

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 10/26/2005, 1:15 pm

It's a year after you become sexually active, or 18. They'll come at about the same time. Not looking forward to it. :uh:

And cass, you should really go for it, because it's not just for std-ish stuff. You don't want to find out something's wrong with your reproductive system after it's too late to have something done.

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 10/26/2005, 2:00 pm

the vag doc is the best doc of all. you're in, you're out / they're in, they're out - it's way more comfortable than the dentist and takes about a tenth of the time.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 10/26/2005, 2:56 pm

I know...I just don't wanna :lol:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/26/2005, 3:32 pm

me neither :cry:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/26/2005, 3:32 pm

sandsleeper wrote:the vag doc is the best doc of all.

Why is that so hysterical?! :lol:

PlasticAss · Post by **PlasticAss** » 10/26/2005, 3:40 pm

I read that as veg doc :lol:

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 10/26/2005, 3:49 pm

i think that if i were ever to become a doctor, i'd probably want to be a vag doc. i heart my 1943 edition of gynecology for nurses. except i heart it mostly in an OH MY GOD THAT'S EFFING DISGUSTING I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT COULD FALL OUT! and LOOK THEY ATTRIBUTE EVERYTHING TO BAD HYGEINE! kind of way. so maybe i wouldn't make the best vag doc.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/26/2005, 3:54 pm

What.... can fall out? *horrified*

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 10/26/2005, 4:09 pm

I second that question.

namkablam · Post by **namkablam** » 10/26/2005, 4:23 pm

maybe pieces of wood can fall out, that would alleviate the burning

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/26/2005, 6:06 pm

happening fish wrote:What.... can fall out? *horrified*

Since Cass seconded this question, I'm gonna third it. *Motion carries* What the hell can fall out?!?!?! *seriously consideres being celibate*

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/26/2005, 8:03 pm

all i know is

this reminds me of, at work we have an injury report book that you obvious fill out if you hurt yourself
of course i take it and write things like

"its burns when i pee"

the best part
me and another guy are in charge of health and saftey at our building