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[20:14] <afealicious> juicy raine sex.

*giggles*

! you're picking on me!

J/R/S!

[19:25] <Dr.Johny> then in that case
[19:26] <Dr.Johny> you and play with yourself then
[19:26] <aflowers> :O
[19:26] <aflowers> that doesn't sound right
[19:26] <Dr.Johny> *giggles*
[19:27] <aflowers> lol
[19:28] <aflowers> bad doc
[19:28] <Dr.Johny> :*)**
[19:28] <Dr.Johny> I do it all the time :O
[19:28] <aflowers>
[19:28] <aflowers> :o
[19:28] <aflowers> :OO
[19:29] <Dr.Johny>
[19:29] <aflowers> lol
[19:31] <Dr.Johny> *giggles*
[19:31] <penguin> what guy doesn't johny?
[19:33] <Dr.Johny> Guys without arms?
[19:34] <aflowers> haha
[19:34] <penguin> blow-up dolls, would that count for them?
[19:34] <Dr.Johny> How should I know?
[19:34] <Dr.Johny> I prefer real women
[19:35] <Dr.Johny> *boioioioing*
[19:35] <penguin> I gues it would have to, or they would have to have a friend or spouce do it
[19:37] <Dr.Johny> :o
[19:37] <Dr.Johny> you put too much thought into that my friend
[19:38] <penguin> or brother if they're that close
[19:38] <penguin> or if they are flexible they could use their feet or oral cavity
[19:39] <Dr.Johny> too much thought dude
[19:39] <Dr.Johny> tooooo much thought
[19:41] <penguin> lol
[19:41] <penguin> this is off the top of my head
[19:42] *** Parts: gavtodd
[19:42] <Dr.Johny> you need to get with a chick
[19:43] <Axtech> lmao
[19:43] <Axtech> Hub convo thread, here I come!

OMG! I was fully talking about that with a guy in my english class this morning!!

Girl: Hey guys, if a guy is paralyzed can he still get it up?
Me and other guy: yeah he can, even paralyzed guys can have fun.
Other guy: What about a quadrapalegic? They wouldn't be able to do it themselves.
Me: Hmmmm, they'd need someone else to do it for them.
Other guy: Haha yeah that would work.

This convo between me and Josh is pure awesomeness....haha

<aflowers> i remember crawling
<aflowers> and marching
<faninor> What would you say you remember crawling and marching like?
<aflowers> like a one man army actually
<faninor> Well then.
<aflowers> then i tried to go to the carnival
<aflowers> but it wa sclosed down
<faninor> I think the solution
<faninor> Is to take this gasoline can.
<aflowers> and head up high?
<faninor> Yes.
<aflowers> and should i walk like a winner?
<faninor> yes... But
<faninor> Try not to be too frustrated.
<faninor> By the cracks in the pavement.
<aflowers> I wont, but, sara will be cuz hes drinking herself blind
<aflowers> shes*
<faninor> Well, I don't know why she stares outside.
<aflowers> no one can her find though
<aflowers> but she couldn't afford the view anyway
<faninor> I don't get what's with all the crying.
<aflowers> shes crying because those automatic flowers...wont do
<faninor> Oh.
<faninor> Those automatic flowers won't do?
<aflowers> no, those automatic flowers, wont do
<faninor> Won't do, oh.
<aflowers> these automatic flowers,they just...wont do
<faninor> She never admitted or considered that.
<aflowers> you know, she always means better but...shes wasting all her time
<faninor> Yeah, it's time that we wasted.
<aflowers> it's time that we need though
<aflowers> it' time for descisions too
<eeyore> (i felt sad and left out)
<faninor> Come on Sand, it's time to be brave!
<eeyore> :O
<aflowers> yeah its the time of yor lfe!
<aflowers> life
<faninor> Don't let it slip away.
<eeyore> i dont have life
<faninor> Life is waiting for you!
<eeyore> i ate it
<aflowers> its all messed up ...

You dorks.

[10:40:11] <nikki4982> i really really wish this torrent of the jamiroquai album wasn't stuck at 60% :|
[10:43:26] <Axtech> :O
[10:43:39] <Axtech> I just saw one of their videos today.
[10:43:44] <Axtech> Virtual Insanity
[10:45:02] <nikki4982> that'd be the only one that gets airplay in north america ever, yeah
[10:45:19] <nam_kablam> is that the one with the crazy room?
[10:45:23] <Axtech> Yeah
[10:45:26] <nam_kablam> I want that room!
[10:45:29] <Axtech> You would
[10:45:30] <nikki4982> haha yeah
[10:45:33] <PlasticAss> i hate when my rooms move around
[10:45:37] <PlasticAss> but it usually means I'm drunk
[10:45:37] <nikki4982> hahahah
[10:45:48] <Axtech> It was on "One Hit Wonders".
[10:46:06] <nikki4982>
[10:46:11] <Axtech> Wasn't Canned Heat a hit, too?
[10:46:18] <nikki4982> they're far from one hit wonders in europe, though
[10:46:25] <Axtech> canned hit in my heals tonight baby!
[10:46:31] <nikki4982> that's the one they used in napolian dynamite, right?
[10:46:37] <Axtech> Yeah
[10:46:41] <Axtech> Although I knew it before ND
[10:46:42] <nikki4982> it wasn't really a hit
[10:46:44] <nikki4982> hmm
[10:46:48] <Axtech> I remember the video
[10:46:48] <nikki4982> i dunno, maybe in canada?
[10:46:49] <PlasticAss> *STABS NAPOLIAN IN THE EYE&
[10:46:59] <nikki4982> that song
[10:47:00] <nikki4982> s awesome
[10:47:01] <Axtech> Disco era video
[10:47:04] <nikki4982> i hope they play it tomorrow
[10:47:14] <Axtech> Light-up floors, lots of dancers
[10:47:25] <nikki4982> i know they'll play a lot of new stuff that i HAVEN'T FREAKING HEARD YET COS TORRENTS ARE EVIL, though
[10:47:25] <Axtech> Big hat (d'uh)
[10:47:29] <nikki4982> haha
[10:47:33] <nikki4982> jay and his silly hats
[10:48:13] <nikki4982> god i can't believe i'm finally gonna see jamiroquai live
[10:48:24] <nikki4982> i honestly never thought they'd come back here
[10:57:40] <nikki4982> oh yeah... best hat ever http://musica.terra.es/addon/img/1cab5b ... 0x240p.jpg
[10:57:58] <nikki4982> (and by "best", i obviuosly mean stupidest times a million)
[10:58:32] <George> He's from Norn Iron! He's yin tae watch!
[10:58:33] *** Joins: mx_pyper
[10:58:44] <PlasticAss> cool hate
[10:58:47] <PlasticAss> *orders*
[10:58:49] <mx_pyper> hi
[10:58:54] <PlasticAss> err *hate = hat*
[10:59:11] <nikki4982> i think i remember reading that that hat cost a whole lotta money to have made
[10:59:19] <nikki4982> they're like crystals or something
[10:59:23] <mx_pyper> O_o
[10:59:25] <nikki4982> sooooooo stupid
[10:59:35] <PlasticAss> I. See
[10:59:45] <nikki4982> haha
[11:00:32] <PlasticAss> and who exactly is that?
[11:00:42] <PlasticAss> oh I see jamiraquoi in the filename
[11:00:52] <PlasticAss> maybe you can steal it and give it to raine at Massey
[11:01:26] <nikki4982> hahahha
[11:01:28] <PlasticAss> or put it on Steve
[11:01:32] <nikki4982> oh man
[11:01:36] <Axtech> That's awesome!
[11:01:47] <nam_kablam> ha ha
[11:01:52] <nikki4982> i'm trying to find how much it cost
[11:01:55] <nam_kablam> nice HAT
[11:02:02] <mx_pyper> nams in ninja mode!
[11:02:05] <nam_kablam> it's spikey
[11:02:12] <nam_kablam> die max
[11:02:15] <nikki4982> but searching for hats when it comes to jay kay... you get a billion matches cos he's ALWAYS wearing hats
[11:02:17] <PlasticAss> not something you want to wear at a soccer match
[11:02:45] <PlasticAss> cool my pager is dead
[11:02:57] <Axtech> http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/show_snaps/we ... quai_3.jpg
[11:03:11] <nam_kablam> matching outfit!!
[11:03:13] <nikki4982> " Dressed in an all white fur tracksuit and a reported £10,000 silver and white hat..."
[11:03:27] <Axtech> ANd he has it in white!
[11:03:28] <Axtech> http://www.om.ru/publishing/news/5366/image0.jpg
[11:03:34] <PlasticAss> cute
[11:03:37] <nam_kablam> COOOL
[11:03:38] <nikki4982> hahahaha
[11:03:43] <nikki4982> i think that's the fur track suit, too
[11:03:50] <nikki4982> man
[11:03:52] <nikki4982> so bad
[11:03:53] <nikki4982> hahahhah
[11:03:59] <Axtech> £10,000 ?!?!
[11:04:01] <Axtech> HOLY SHIT
[11:04:02] <nikki4982> mhmm
[11:04:05] <nikki4982> hahahah
[11:04:11] <nikki4982> the man's ridiculously wealthy
[11:04:14] *** Parts: mx_pyper
[11:04:15] <Axtech> *steals*
[11:04:17] <nikki4982> jamiroquai is HUGE in europe
[11:04:21] <Axtech> *wears*
[11:04:27] <nikki4982> hahaha
[11:04:29] <Axtech> I'm the king, and nobody beats me!
[11:04:32] <nikki4982> hahhahahahahah
[11:04:45] <PlasticAss> *bows down*
[11:04:54] <nikki4982> and just think
[11:04:57] <nikki4982> he had at least two of them made
[11:05:05] <Axtech> :o
[11:05:08] <nikki4982> that's £20,000
[11:05:23] <Axtech> What a waste of £20,000
[11:05:25] <Axtech> lol
[11:05:29] <nikki4982> haha yeah
[11:06:09] <Axtech> Okay, how awesome is this ... Matt Good is asking for fans to bootleg his shows.
[11:06:13] <nikki4982> $41,542.56 CAD
[11:06:32] <Axtech> :O
[11:06:35] <nikki4982> $35,396.14 USD
[11:06:43] <nikki4982> that's absolutely insane
[11:06:50] <nikki4982> for TWO HATS
[11:06:54] <nikki4982> THAT LOOK STUPID
[11:06:57] <Axtech> LOL
[11:07:07] <nikki4982> he's got raine beat
[11:07:09] <Axtech> And it would be better if they were nice hats?
[11:07:17] <nikki4982> hahahah well, a LITTLE
[11:07:34] <nikki4982> at least he wouldn't look like a freaking chandelier on stage
[11:07:36] <nam_kablam> stupid hats = stupid HEAD
[11:07:54] <Axtech> "You spent $40,000 on hats?" "Yeah, but they're both really nice." "BOTH? You spent that much on TWO hats?" "Correction: on two really NICE hats!"
[11:08:00] <nikki4982> HAHAHA
[11:08:40] <nikki4982> that's totally way more than i'll make all year if i work at kohl's that long
[11:13:02] <Axtech> hahaha
[11:14:53] <nikki4982> i should save up all my paychecks and buy the hats
[11:14:59] <nikki4982> i can wear them everywhere
[11:15:14] <nikki4982> and people can hang their coats on my head
[11:15:22] <Axtech> Or make a paycheque hat!
[11:15:35] <nikki4982> hahahha
[11:15:41] <PlasticAss> *shakes his head at this conversation*

you expect me to read all that???

It's worth it.

I read half way.

<George> Back in my day I was useful.
<happeninfish> Back in my day I was too
<happeninfish> what happened to us, george?
<George> Speak up, my ears aren't what they used to be.
<happeninfish> WHAT HAPPENED TO US, GEORGE?
<George> Back in my day I was useful.
<happeninfish>
<happeninfish> this is so depressing.

< penguin> lori :O
<happeninfish> huh?
< penguin> 'tis your name isn't it
< penguin> ...

happening fish wrote:<penguin> lori :O
<happeninfish> huh?
<penguin> 'tis your name isn't it
<penguin> ...

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P.S. WTF John?

STFU I PUT SPACES IN OK